Celebrity jokes
Gary Glitter was imprisoned for inappropriate relations with preteens. Not to be outdone, Kelly Clarkson exclaimed, "Hold my Bud Light!" whilst grasping her 1-year-old daughter.
I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
How much drugs did Charlie Sheen take?
Enough to kill two and a half men.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death?
The HIV test results.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is plastic and dangerous for children to play with, the other is used for carrying groceries.
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it's been slapped up by Will Smith.
I added Paul Walker on Xbox...
But he spends all his time on the dashboard.
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
Foi o Chuck Norris que fez o parto da sua mãe.
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.
The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.
The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.
In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
Ever wonder why pride month is so hot?
It's just a free trial of what's to come for the celebrators...
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.