Celebrity jokes

What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?

He can't drink and drive.

What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?

One is loved by all.

What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.

Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.

Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.

Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.

Your leg is straighter than James Charles.

I am Paul Walker.

What is the world's strongest material?

The tree that Paul Walker hit.

Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?

A: Hearing Aids.

It was an important knockout game for Al Nassr. I came to Riyad to see my idol Cristiano Ronaldo play. It was my dream for a long time. I took a cab to the stadium, but the driver dropped me off at a haunted house instead.

As soon as I entered the house, I saw a ghost, but the very next moment I realized it's my idolo Ronaldo. Thank you Ronaldo for meeting me!

He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".

What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?

"Boys Keep Swinging."

Michael Jackson is pure cheese.

I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.

Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.

Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?

What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?

He has family ties.

What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he.

What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.