What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death.
I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.
Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Neither does he.
Your hairline's so far back, even Andrew Tate rejected it.
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? Little skin flutes.
The Kardashians are just hyper realistic Barbies.
My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
