Q:What do burger King and michael Jackson have in common
A:they put meat on five year old buns
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a playground.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
Chris Rock: Jada I can't wait to see you in G.I Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife's lost hair, she said,'' Will if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'' ๐๐๐
will smiths slap was like 9/11. it came in unexpectedly and will go down in history
Me at the Oscars when I see Jada Pinkett Smith, I said: "G.I. Jane 2, more like G.I. Jada 2, can't wait to see it."
So Will Smith is laughing and then suddenly, Will Smith walks up to me and punches me in the face.
Me: "Ow, oh, wow. Will Smith just smacked the shit out of me.โ My nigga Smith goes: "KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!" Me: "Maybe you should focus on keeping her friends out of hers."
I think I banged a Chinese celebrity... She kept screaming โIโm Wei Tu Yungโ like I was supposed to know the name.
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
Micheal Jackson's nose is so steep it can be a ski ramp
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning? Itโs because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
What are Michael Jackson ฬs Pronouns ? He He
Race car backwards is race car but if you turn race car sideways thatโs how Paul walker go sent to gods inbox
A plane is going to crash. There are four passengers and only three parachutes. All the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first. He says, "My fans need me," and jumps. Donald Trump takes another and says, "I am the smartest president," and jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says, "Child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute." The boy replies, "Don't worry - Donald took my backpack."
why did Paul walker died because he crashed a car in a tree
at the age 100 you get a letter from the queen, at 12, you get a DM from prince charles.
i would rather be drugged and robbed by cardi b than listen to her fucking music
Michael Jackson gets really ill, so he's rushed to hospital. When they get there, he says, "Am I in heaven?"
The doctor replies, "Nah, sir, we're just taking a quick shortcut through the children's ward."
"How do celebrities stay cool?"
"They have many fans."
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain"
