Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Neither does he.
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? Little skin flutes.
The Kardashians are just hyper realistic Barbies.
My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dick's dick is still bigger than Bruce Lee.
Chuck Norris once ate ONE Lays potato chip.
Chuck Norris once stabbed the Terminator with Bruce Lee.
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How did Michael Jackson get away with it?
He's a smooth criminal.
What were Paul Walker's last words?
I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
