Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? Little skin flutes.
The Kardashians are just hyper realistic Barbies.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.