What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
Good news people michael jackson is still alive, they found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids
I'm sweating like Michael Jackson at a kindergarten.
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
Why does kids like Michael Jackson So much ?Because he made out of plastic and that what toys made out of π
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? Theyβre both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
What kind of mask are you warring?
An Elon Mask!
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch.
Because it was over 10 years old.
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous. His face was chiseled in a mountain
There is this celebrity everybody thought was so down to earth. That was until he hung himself.
βSo I asked Genie if he could grant me this wish, I wished to be like Michael Jackson, the next day I was in a playground full of little kids.β
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress. Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says no love for the rich on it.
A young Greek couple got married, and at their wedding... ...the mother of the bride took the bride aside for a quick chat.
"My sweet," she said, "you're now a woman. I'm so proud. Some advice for you now that you're married: Greek men are very particular, and at some point when you're making love to your new husband, he might suggest that you 'turn around,' if you know what I mean. If that sort of thing makes you uncomfortable, do not feel pressured to say yes."
The bride thanked her mother for the advice, and the wedding continued. That night, as she and her husband consummated the marriage, she was mildly surprised to learn that he never asked her to 'turn around.'
They spent a beautiful week together on their honeymoon and made love many times. But still, to her mild surprise, her husband never asked her to 'turn around.'
Their one year anniversary arrived, and they made love to celebrate the milestone. But again, to her mild surprise, the husband never asked her to 'turn around.' This continued for years: their second anniversary, third, fourth...
Finally, on their fifth anniversary, her husband started getting romantic with her in bed and said, "Honey, we've been married for five years. I was thinking we maybe try something new. I thought this time you could 'turn around,' if you know what I mean."
She replied, emphatically,"No! No, I do not do that, I am not that kind of woman!"
Without getting defensive, her husband simply said, "That's all well and good, honey. But I thought you said you wanted children?"
Today, my family visited Disneyland. When we got to the hall of fame, I was shocked to find a statue of the BielefeldMan. The tour guide said βThatβs Lewandisney. He owns the biggest collection of Disney TAP-INS and is a Mickey Mouse clubhouse memberβ Well done Lewandisney
So I met Micheal Jackson before he died he dragged me to his bed
whats the one thing that you dont have but celebrities do?
Lots of FANS
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.
Hey did you know Paul walker's gay Why do you say that Because he likes to wrap himself around long old wood
On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me
12 tap ins 11 pointless dribbles 10 fixed league titles 9 missed penalties 8-2 6 dives 500million robbed from Barca 4 ucl semi losses 3 times he blamed higuain 2 retirements And a transfer to a farmers league
