Celebrity

Celebrity Jokes

Domestic Violence

I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.

Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.

Bill Cosby

Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?

A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!

Fan

Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?

Because they keepped.

Meat

Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

They both routinely place meat in small buns.

Movie

Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?

Neither does he.

World

You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.

Fanbase

My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.

Rock

What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?

They are both hard.

Gay

Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.

Bed

How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.