Olivia Rodrigo
Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school? Because he’s dead.
whats michael jacksons nickname? nivea black and white
Why did Michael Jackson die. Because I have a new phone number and he does not know
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas. Cuz there the ones making the toys.
What time is bed time at Michael Jackson’s house? When the big hand touches the little hand
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? Out of a catalogue 😁
What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
Where did Kobe go after the helicopter crashed? Everywhere.
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate...
Amber Heard's Morning Routine
Wake Up. Eat Breakfast. Take a Shit. Get Out of Bed.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile? Nothing.
On my 21st Birthday my mom told me I got a nice birthday present for you. As the son and only child your going to to get something good and something you been looking forward to is what my mom said. Me my mom and my on;y friend celebrate my Birthday then we all went to sleep I woke up the next day I ask hey where my gift you said you got me. My mom said since your father left us you have have no father figure in your life. So this is your new step father the only thing it was my only friend.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.
We’ve got to celebrate our differences 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕
Some say under his helmet, is another smaller helmet and under that is another helmet and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
