Celebrity jokes
Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?
Sleeping Beauty.
With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.
I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.
What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?
A robot can feign empathy.
Radiohead had to remake "Fake Plastic Trees" after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.
Gary Glitter was imprisoned for inappropriate relations with preteens. Not to be outdone, Kelly Clarkson exclaimed, "Hold my Bud Light!" whilst grasping her 1-year-old daughter.
I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
How much drugs did Charlie Sheen take?
Enough to kill two and a half men.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death?
The HIV test results.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is plastic and dangerous for children to play with, the other is used for carrying groceries.
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it's been slapped up by Will Smith.
I added Paul Walker on Xbox...
But he spends all his time on the dashboard.
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
Foi o Chuck Norris que fez o parto da sua mãe.