Celebrity

Celebrity jokes

What was Michael Jackson's favorite flavor from Ben and Jerry's? "Schweaty balls," or if you're Michael Joseph Jackson, "tiny balls."

Mia: I'm pregnant again, Paul. I can't wait for you to come home.

Paul: I got a tree to hit on the way.

Who's the closest family member to Paul Walker?

Answer: The tree.

What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?

They both say "Hello children!"

What Costco food is associated with Michael Joseph Jackson?

The Jackson dog. It's 49-year-old sausage between 6-year-old buns.

They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.