Celebrity jokes
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
I thought I saw Jojo Siwa... no wait, it's your hairline.
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
What is Johnny Depp's new legal name?
Johnny in debt.
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room, where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that I saw Pristiano Penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan has all their teeth intact.
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.