Celebrity

Celebrity jokes

I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.

Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?

One is made of plastic and bad for kids; the other one holds shopping.

I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.

Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!

Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.

I find it bemusing that hardcore right-wingers are superfans of Johnny Depp, considering that he looks like a dangerous Mexican drug lord.

Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.