Dashboard jokes

Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio the night she died?

To be honest, she was on the whole dashboard too.

I unfriended Paul Walker on Xbox because he was always on the dashboard.

Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.

I added Paul Walker on my Xbox, but all he does is sit on the dashboard.

I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.

A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.

Did you know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head and Shoulders on the car dashboard.

Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.

You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.

Wow! That whiteboard is remarkable!

Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.

Poor bastard.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard!

What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?