Cause jokes
Pickup line: Are you the internet? 'Cause I feel a connection.
I might have to back down on this because it is usually aimed for little children.
Do you have a halo?
'Cause I can give it to you.
Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?
Person: Yea, why?
Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.
Me playing a game...
What did God just stop? Are hearts cause we didn't kill each other.
Like if that was good.
Why did the cow cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.
Are you a grave, 'cause I want you on me?
Are you suicide, 'cause you're always on my mind?
Why are blind people gay?
Cause.
Why did the farmer eat a fork?
'Cause he's a dumbass.
(Only Ninjago fans understand XD)
If you look outside and it's really windy, it's really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, 'cause it has to be Morro!
Why did the car drive over the cake?
'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.
I wish my hair was depressed.
Cause then it would cut itself.
People were talking and asking what's the worst day of the year for them.
Person 1: "The first day of school because I don't like going to school."
Person 2: "Valentine's day because it's too lovey."
Me: "Oh nice, mine is my birthday because it's when I was born."
Bitch: Nice eyebrows.
Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)
Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.
Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.
Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.
Why is your mom's butt so smelly? Cause she wipes poorly.