Cause jokes
Why did the cow cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.
Are you a grave, 'cause I want you on me?
Are you suicide, 'cause you're always on my mind?
Why are blind people gay?
Cause.
Why did the farmer eat a fork?
'Cause he's a dumbass.
(Only Ninjago fans understand XD)
If you look outside and it's really windy, it's really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, 'cause it has to be Morro!
Why did the car drive over the cake?
'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.
I wish my hair was depressed.
Cause then it would cut itself.
People were talking and asking what's the worst day of the year for them.
Person 1: "The first day of school because I don't like going to school."
Person 2: "Valentine's day because it's too lovey."
Me: "Oh nice, mine is my birthday because it's when I was born."
Bitch: Nice eyebrows.
Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)
Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.
Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.
Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.
Why is your mom's butt so smelly? Cause she wipes poorly.
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
They call me Elsa cause I’m too icy! 🥶❄️
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
Burger King got Dairy Queen pregnant during sex, cause he forgot to wrap his Whopper.
Why are fish not sleeping? 'Cause the bed is wet.