Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 was a 6 offender.
Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing."
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's already dead.
Why is 8 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 ate 9.
Why did the cow smell?
'Cause the horse gave it a pat on the back.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they're dead.
What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy children.
