There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake, "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded, "'Cause I just bit my tongue!"
Poisonous Snakes
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Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, these two snakes are just hanging out, right? One of 'em gets all worried and asks if they're poisonous. The other snake is like, "Why do you ask?" Turns out, the first snake just chomped down on its own tongue! It's funny because if they WERE poisonous, the snake would be in deep trouble, which you probably are in real life.