Are you suicide, 'cause you're always on my mind?

Explanation

  • This is a dark and twisted way of expressing that someone is always thinking about another person. It's comparing the intensity of thought to the idea of being fixated on suicide, which is an extremely dark idea. The punchline of the joke uses a metaphor and the word 'suicide' to make it absurd and a bit unsettling at the same time.

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  • Comments (30)

  • Ben that’s the best kind of jokes

    best pick up line ever

    ... really good.

    Nice pickup line

    lolol XD

    Oh shut the fuck up snowflake above me. You're probably not even suicidal.

    i feel like such a horrible person for finding this funny

    bruuu shits funny but i dont know y

    XD

    bruh i gotta use that

    so sweet! I have one: what do u call the way a gay man dies? homicide

    ahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahhahahhahahahahahhaha

    best pickup line i would use if it i actually was able to talk to other people without getting depressed

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