Cause jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side and see his friend...
The streets go blank in the dead of the day, not a car to be seen.
A kingdom of corona-cation, and it looks like mom's the queen.
The wind is howling with this virus in the air.
Couldn't keep it in China, everyone knows it's everywhere.
Don't let friends in, don't be afraid.
Be the good girl you always have to be.
Conceal, don't feel your insanity, that the virus caused!
Don't let it go! Don't let it go! You have to hold it back a little more! Don't let it go! Don't let it go! Turn away and slam your doors!
I don't care what the government says! Let me go to my friend's house.
Sickness doesn't get to me anyway.
It's funny how some distance makes everyone insane, and the fears that once controlled me are here and present, oh well!
It's time to see what I can do to test the limits and break through!
No right, no wrong, but stay inside!
WE'RE NOT FREE!!
Don't let it go! Don't let it go! Be one with the peace inside!! Don't let it go! Don't let it go! Watch sad movies and cry!! Here I stand!! And here I'll stay!! 'Cause I have nothing better to do.
The virus flurries through the air into my house!
The storm is spiraling, fear and fractals all around!!
And one thought makes you wanna scream and shout out loud!!
What if we never go back? What if the past is in the past????
DON'T LET IT GO DON'T LET IT GO!! And you'll rise at the break of noon! DON'T LET IT GO DON'T LET IT GO!! That's morning girl is gone!! HERE I STAND IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT 'CAUSE THAT'S WHEN I WOKE UP!! Let the virus rage on!!!!!! The sickness never gets to me anyway. DING.
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging.
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
'Cause they can't make it family friendly.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.
Gf: "You are a drug."
Bf: "Why, cause you are addicted to me?"
Gf: "No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana."
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the street?
'Cause it got stuck in a pothole!
Is your middle name Fancy Feast?
'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.
Why did the dog cause the fight?
Because it was a bulldog.
Why did only blonds show up at Saturday's party during the Corona crisis?
Because their computers flashed, "Virus blocked!"
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
Because he only comes once a year.
Why isn't the athlete in the full bus? Because she is trying to fit in.
Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.
Wash your hands.
We all hear cause we cut ourselves, right? I mean, JK.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock ‘cause Jill’s real name is Randy.
Yes, this joke is stolen.
Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!
Are you a toaster? 'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.
Are you a knife? 'Cause you make me wanna KMS.
Are you a painting? 'Cause I hang you.
Are you the flu? 'Cause you make me wanna hurl.
Are you a newspaper? 'Cause you have new problems every day.
Are you the ground? 'Cause I'm six feet deep in you ;)