Cant jokes
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Why did the disabled kid cross the road?
(Why?)
He can't.
Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas?
Because they're dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.
Why can't Americans play chess? They have no towers.
Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They ain't got no home to run to.
What do a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why can't science be combined with religion?
Because science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
Why can't England play chess?
Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
Kids in wheelchairs can't stand up for themselves if there's a bully.
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?
My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.
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