Cant jokes
I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.
Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.
We can't go under it...
We can't go over it...
We have to go through it!
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
They need a parent signature.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why is the bottom of the sea so dark?
Because Black people can’t swim.
"I can't wait for Thanksgiving!" said the turkey.
I was talking to this absolutely gorgeous woman, and I asked her, “What do you do?” And she said, “I’m a brain surgeon.” And I don’t know if this makes me sexist or not, but I was really impressed.
Most women can’t pull off sarcasm.
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
Because they're dead :/
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone?
Because he's dead.
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
What’s yellow and can’t swim??
A school bus with elementary kids.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.
What were Brian Cant's last words before he died?
"I used to do it, but now I cant!"
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't ever find home.
What's yellow and can't float?
A school bus full of children.