Cant jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
What type of bee can't make up his mind?
A maybe.
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.
So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
Parents' signature _______________________________
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why can't Oregon go to the doctor?
Because they need parents' signature.
Why can't people understand these jokes?
Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Why can't orphans score in baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can’t two Chinese ppl make a white baby? Bc two wongs don't make a white.