Cant jokes
Why can't science be combined with religion?
Because science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.
Why did the disabled kid cross the road?
(Why?)
He can't.
We’re so poor, we can’t even afford free stuff.
Yo mama so fat, even Dora can’t explore her.
What do George Floyd and Jordan Neely have in common?
Both can't breathe.
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
Why can’t Homer Simpson bring his family into Moe’s Tavern?
Because there’s a bartender in there.
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
There's a new Viagra and prune juice diet that's out.
Unfortunately, you can't tell if you're coming or going.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
Why can't Chinese people have white babies? Because two wrongs don't make a white.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Kids in wheelchairs can't stand up for themselves if there's a bully.
The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.