Cant jokes
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why are all lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't run home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
Why can't Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white.
Trump built a wall that Mexicans can't get over it.
Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?
Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.
Yo hairline so bent even Bob the Builder can’t fix it!
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
They can't find the home button.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?
Exactly, cuz she's a woman.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.