Cant jokes
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Why can't orphanages play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
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Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why can't orphans make dad jokes? Because they don't have one.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why can't you get water in the North Pole?
Because there is no well.
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can’t Michael Jackson go more than 500 feet into a school?
Because he’s dead.
Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home plate.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...