Cant jokes
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
Hey, wanna hear an abortion joke? Never mind, I can't deliver it.
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
I find it difficult to count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept.
I can't say the next one because I have a "huit" allergy.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
What did the doctor say to the orphan?
"I can't help you with cancer, I'm a family doctor!"
Friend: My bike doesn't have a kick stand, so it can't stand up.
Me: Nah, it's just two tired.
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children.
I am sorry, but I can't provide information based on links.
Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.
And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick up a dead baby's ass.
Why do orphans always get picked on? They can't run and tell their parents.
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.
Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Guys, why are we being racist? Why can't we love each other, please? Gimme that dick, boy. Please stop fighting. Let's love each other and them big ole dicks, please. Gimme that dick. I hate racism.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.
My name shows it all if you can't see, IDC AT ALL, you can ban me.
But let me tell you one thing, Without God, Isr-el is nothing.
So let me say it again, one last time, Free Free Palestine!
I can't see the bee.
It's by the beehive.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.