Can jokes
Todoroki POV: All he can think about is Deku.
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
I think I might apply for a job cleaning mirrors. It’s a job I can see myself doing.
I got a job at the can factory, but it is soda-pressing.
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
With the sentence "Die in hell," you can buy shoes in Germany.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bone."
"Bone who?"
"It's nice to meet cha'. Can we be friends? I'm bone-ly here."
Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.
Who can relate?
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Here in IHOP, we serve pancakes, not pie cakes. If so, we can always bring in a chart that will power the customer. His smile will remain at its current form, and police surely resisted when I said the word "surely."
I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
Why does an orphan go to church? So they can call someone father and be loved.
Hey, Tanya, can I Tanya ass?
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?
Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??
Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
"Can we at least give them one credit—for abiding the traffic laws?"
A man gets on a bus and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun.
"Well," says the bus driver, "every night at 8 o'clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as God, I'm sure you could convince her to have sex with you."
The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume. At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her.
"Oh, God!" she exclaims. "Take me with you!" The man tells the nun that she must first have sex with him to prove her loyalty. The nun says yes, but tells him she prefers anal sex. Before you know it, they're getting down to it, having nasty, grunty, loud sex. After it's over, the man pulls off his God disguise.
"Ha, ha! I'm the man from the bus!"
"Ha, ha!" says the nun, removing her costume. "I'm the bus driver!"