Can jokes
I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt, I saw a figure. I couldn’t tell who it was, but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said, “I’m looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find them?” We then decided to aid him.
Who can relate?
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Can teachers give homework to orphans?
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
What's the difference between Jesus and Christmas tree lights?
They can both flash.
I was at my lecture at Oxford. Professor Albert Pessistein was leading the lecture, teaching us new equations. I asked where I can find a drink, due to my dying of thirst. He said, “big games my friend.”
He then proceeded to teach us, “The greater the Big games, the higher the Bottling!”
What can hold anything on the moon? A crater.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?
After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.
What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?
A trash can doesn't rage.
Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
Dear Kenya, love of life,
Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!
Love you a million times more!
When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?
SHUT UP!!!
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
How can you tell that a woman is asking for sex? Wait for her to drop a bomb on you.
Did you know that an orphan can take a selfie and a family photo at the same time?
What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?
A waterfall.
I can see your cameltoe, you nasty thot!
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.