Campground jokes

I think the local nudist campground just went out of business.

The sign on their gate says:

"Clothed Until Further Notice."

So my friend and I went camping at a Cold Lake Campground and he jumped into it without any warning, and so I asked him, "Wat-er you doing?"

Q: Why can't you run through a campground?

A: You can only ran, because it's past tents!

A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.

A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, you're f**ked.

Little Johnny went on a camping trip. All the tents were taken, so he shared with the teacher. So Little Johnny says: "Can I play with your bellybutton? My mom always lets me when we camp." So the teacher says: "Sure." 5 minutes later the teacher says: "Woah, woah, woah that's not my bellybutton!" Little Johnny says: "Woah, woah, woah, that's not my finger."

Glory 🕳 equals 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 bonding.

A man looks at his friend and says, "If you and a friend go camping and you two get really drunk, and in the morning you wake up with a condom in your butt, would you tell anyone?" The friend says in a disgusted tone, "No." So the man says, "Okay, let's go camping."