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Reproduction Revelation by Little Johnny

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4 years ago
  • Teacher: Can someone tell me the only living thing that can reproduce without sex?

    Little Johnny: "Your wife."

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    Listen up, idiot! Little Johnny is implying the teacher's wife got knocked up without any help from the teacher. Get it? It's a dig at the teacher's manhood.

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