My wife got mad at me because I took our life savings and brought golden retrievers.
Like, bitch, we can get gold because of these golden retrievers.
Golden Retrievers
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Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, this guy spends all their money on dogs, right? Now, these ain't just any mutts; they're golden retrievers. And he tells his wife they can get gold because... well, golden retrievers are GOLDEN. Get it? You probably don't since you are still reading this explanation. You are basically a room-temperature IQ human.