Can jokes
Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.
My pits are hairy, but my I can carry.
How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?
Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"
Can you guys check out my joke, please?
Hey Abygail ;) can we talk? I just wanna say that you prob are sexy :)
You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃.
Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?
You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.
Do you think I can shoot a basketball?
I make it dip like water.
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"
🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!
Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!
Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.
The waiter comes and asks you for the check. Instead I give him a 20 dollar bill and say, "Boy, you can keep it!"
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
Hey Gwen, next time you're online can you go to "son jokes".
I commented back to you and portory.
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
I would tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I can only think of the punchline.
Wow, paint can, you have such a colorful personality!