Can jokes
A mom says to her son: "Hey, can you wave to that deaf kid over there?"
The son: "I don't know, can I?"
The mom: "May you?"
The son: "No, I don't have any arms!"
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
Me: Can I have your chair? 💺 You: Why? Me: For charity.
If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!
Memes
omg im sobbing so hard, saddest yt comment ever bro, challenge, find a sadder one
What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with the terrorist.
EVERYONE:
"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"
Why does an orphan go to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbor's grandma!
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana.
BORNANA
Eibar-Man! Eibar-Man! Does whatever a ghost can.
Scores a tapin With Xaviesta’s assistance. Misses a pen From close distance.
Lookout! Here comes the Eibar-man!
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?
I may not be the brightest candle on the cake, but you can still blow me.
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"
The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"
Everyone, Alya is okay!!!!!!!!!! She got up, she can walk, and she can talk regular!!!!