I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.
Receding Faith
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Listen up, buttercup. This joke plays on the motivational saying that "faith can move mountains," implying that faith is super powerful. But, the joke hilariously points out that even with all the faith in the world, you can't stop your hairline from running away like a scaredy-cat. It's funny 'cause it mixes the idea of powerful belief with the harsh reality of balding. You probably wouldn't get it because you're as bald as a freshly laid egg, you dum-dum!