Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
Homeless Pickup Line
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, smarty pants. This "poem" starts out all nice and lovey-dovey with the roses are red thing. But then it takes a turn and says you're homeless and should get in a van. I bet you are the type to still live in your mom's basement, thinking you're too good for a van. Newsflash, bro: A van is better than nothing!
Anonymous
Thought of this on my own