Came jokes

Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.

Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!

CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.

Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.

Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod

Putin: You came from the West and showered me with gifts.

Trump: And your prostitutes, they showered me with piss.

Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. It was evolution.

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.

Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"

What came before the dinosaurs?

Your hairline, because it's so far back!

The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"

A king ordered to execute a gay man.

The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."

The short kid came earlier than I thought. Guess he came with such short notice.

How do you embarrass a female archaeologist?

Give her a used tampon and ask which period it came from.

The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.

Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.

On September 11, Gemini ordered three pepperoni pizzas.

One came alone, one was late, and the third went the wrong way.

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.

I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.

He never came back the next day, says the local news.

Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.

Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.