Came jokes
Putin: You came from the West and showered me with gifts.
Trump: And your prostitutes, they showered me with piss.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. It was evolution.
Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.
The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"
Memes
Can't believe this movie came out in 2005.
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
The short kid came earlier than I thought. Guess he came with such short notice.
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"
What came before the dinosaurs?
Your hairline, because it's so far back!
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually came back...
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌
Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
Why couldn’t the peanut finish the project?
Work came to a grinding halt.