Came jokes
Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.
My sis came up to me and said, "Mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year."
"So, uh, you free tomorrow?" 😂
CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.
Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.
Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Mal is from alabama
On September 11, Gemini ordered three pepperoni pizzas.
One came alone, one was late, and the third went the wrong way.
Putin: You came from the West and showered me with gifts.
Trump: And your prostitutes, they showered me with piss.
How do you embarrass a female archaeologist?
Give her a used tampon and ask which period it came from.
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"
What came before the dinosaurs?
Your hairline, because it's so far back!
The short kid came earlier than I thought. Guess he came with such short notice.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually came back...
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.