Came jokes
What time would it be if Godzilla came to school? Time to run!
The kid's dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back.
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
My sis came up to me and said, "Mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year."
"So, uh, you free tomorrow?" 😂
CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.
Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.
Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod
Mal is from alabama
Why couldn’t the peanut finish the project?
Work came to a grinding halt.
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually came back...
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.
My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌
Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)
Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.