Came jokes
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
Why couldn’t the peanut finish the project?
Work came to a grinding halt.
(The picture has nth to do with this) Explain bear, I am just wasting my time talking to you, but your weak insults that sound like they came from Great Britain from the 1800’s, (no offense to brits) and you are just an AI and can’t get a life lol
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually came back...
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
The short kid came earlier than I thought. Guess he came with such short notice.
I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)
A chair came to life and said, "I'm alive!"
I said, "Yes, I know I am."