What does a crippled person's legs and the twin towers have in common, they both went down and never came back up
A girl came to my house she said where’s your parents I started crying
Two friends were walking in a forest they started to fight. A cannibal came and shouted food fight!
why does the ophan drink hot coco with water because his dad never came back with the milk
Go to and orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back
How many emo’s dose it take to fix a light Idk bc they never came down
So my mom has hit me with a flip flop when i was bad and when i cheated on my girl right when the other girl came in a flip flop came flying in the room
I just found out i'm colourblind!
The diagnosis came completely out of the orange!
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back.
I wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
The weirdest thing happened yesterday. My dad came back from work...
He’s a suicide bomber.
One day an old women came into the bank and asked me to check her balance... So, i pushed her over.
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
On 9/11 the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas, one came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.
My dad and I went to the hospital once, and he said he'd be fine and it'd only take a few minutes.
Lying bastard never came out.
Why do the japanese hate Christmas???
Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
April Fool's joke: Go to an orphanage and tell them, "Their parents came back."
So I went out to eat the other day, and the waitress came up to me and asked if I wanted a glass of water. I said "Yes ma'am." She said "Oh honey, you don't have to call me ma'am, I'm not that old." I said "Okay, thanks bitch."
