Came jokes
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
Memes
omg im sobbing so hard, saddest yt comment ever bro, challenge, find a sadder one
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”
“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace.
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!
Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.
I know you came here to feel good about yourself...
Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.
I was walking home, then I saw a "Wait" sign. A man came and took me. I'm still waiting for him to ask for a lesson.