Came jokes

I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?

My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.

I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.

Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?

Why was the emo jealous of the orange?

It came precut.

You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.

Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.

But at least lemonade came out!

I came on for an orphan joke.

Then I realized they are a joke.

Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”

“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”

Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”

I know you came here to feel good about yourself...

Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.

That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.

I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!

Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."

Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?

'Cause their dad never came back with it.

What's an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang because it actually came back.

How many emos does it take to fix a light?

I don't know because they never came down.

Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.

I was in Afghanistan and I had been captured by the Taliban. I was going to get the death penalty.

Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo Penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now I will die. Shame on u Penaldo!

I've recently been treated with Asthma and have been prescribed penicillin. One day I was taking it and a man screaming "SUIII" came into the room and stole it! He thought the penicillin would give him penalties. I couldn't breathe, shame on you Penaldo for ruining my life!

I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.

Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?

The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.

Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.