Came Jokes

Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came

One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”

I came I across a pic of the oldest man on earth on ig , he was 132 years old. I commented age is just a number for him now I'm banned.

i bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off

I came on for orphan joke

then I relized thay are a joke

Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?” “No,” said his mom, “Of course not.” Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”

You know they say, when you get lemos make lemonade...Well i took that a little bit too literal

Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.

But at least lemonade came out!

Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire. That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace.

Why did the cop ask the Orphan he was home alone.

The orphan said because my parents have never came back yet because I have none

Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire. That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.

Why was the emo jealous of the orange

It came precut

Why do you not have milk with your Oreos

Daddy never came back with the milk

have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk

cause there dad never came back with it

How many emo’s dose it take to fix a light Idk bc they never came down

I broke up with my emo girlfriend yestreday, look who came crawling back!

I know you came here to feel good about yourself...

Bro are you a ompaloompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.

I was at afghanistan and i had been captured by the taliban. I was going to get the death penalty. Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now i will die. Shame on u penaldo!!

I've recently been treated with Asthma and have been prescribed penicillin. One day I was taking it and a man screaming "SUIII" came into the room and stole it! He thought the penicillin would give him penalties. I couldn't breathe, shame on you Penaldo for ruining my life!