Wheelchair Revenge

Alright, listen up, you big ol' dummy. You see, the guy's girlfriend broke up with him, right? So, being the super smart person you are NOT, he decided to take her wheelchair. She can't walk, you genius, so when she needed it back, she had to *crawl* back to him. Get it? It's dark, it's kinda mean, and it's based on her not being able to walk without her chair. You, on the other hand, probably trip over your own feet while standing still. That's a fact.