Came jokes

Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."

*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"

Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?

'Cause their dad never came back with it.

Why was the emo jealous of the orange?

It came precut.

I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!

How many emos does it take to fix a light?

I don't know because they never came down.

A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.

I know you came here to feel good about yourself...

Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.

Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."

Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.

What's an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang because it actually came back.

Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.

I was walking home, then I saw a "Wait" sign. A man came and took me. I'm still waiting for him to ask for a lesson.

Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.

One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.

Five years later, he came back and left again.

Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?

Yo mama is so nasty that she sucked your dad's dick and came in to kiss you goodnight.

One day I was going home, and 7 married men came to me and said, "You should be proud of your sister." I asked why. They told me it was the best that they ever had, and we got your sister a trophy.

So I went home, my sister said, "Look at my trophy I earned." The trophy said "The Best Blow Jobs." As a bro, I couldn’t be more prouder.

There were three Indians that got kicked out of the tribe.

One said, "Me find food," and he came back with a decent size rabbit. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see rabbit, me shoot rabbit, and rabbit fall down dead."

The 2nd Indian, "Me find food." He came back with a good sized deer. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see deer, me shoot deer, deer fall down dead."

The third Indian said, "Me find food." He came back crawling, missing a leg and an arm, and he was all cut up. The others asked what happened. He said, "Me see train, me shoot train, train no stop!"

Why was 10 scared?

Because 9/11 came flying in.