Ejaculated in her braces, call that children behind bars.
Call Jokes
If it’s called the “living room,” why did my grandma die there?
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'cause I'm in a great depression.
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
What do you call a clever clock?
Clockwise.
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!
The doctor said he had good news and bad news. The good news is that you have 24 hours to live. The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday.
What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment.
What do you call a magic owl?
HOOdini
What do you call a ghost bee?
Boobees.
Me: Hey, how are you?
Depression: I'm doing fine. We are just looking for a home :3
Insomnia: Mommy, can we get a home?
Anxiety: Insomnia, wait for mommy to finish.
Depression: Anyway, here is my resume!
Me: Okie, thank you. Ok... mhmmm... WOW! Okie, this is a nice resume! (Didn't Read it...)
Depression: Also, I have two more friends that want to move in too!
Me: Ok, and their names?
Depression: Their names are: PTSD and Trauma!
Me: Ok, they seem fine (Doesn't know about them)
Depression: Okie, here is the money (a penny :(). Thank you, we will call you if we need anything.
Me: Ok, see you soon! :3
Me now hates my life. :)
Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.
What do you call a Native American with a boner?
A redwood.
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.
What do you call a steak that tastes bad?
A MISsteak.
