Call jokes
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My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Licka-lotta-puss.
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
People always call me heartless. That’s not true. I have a heart... it just wasn’t meant for you.
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
How does an orphan call his parents?
"..."
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff.
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
What do you call an under-the-weather seven?
A sick seven.
"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
I called an Asian person and asked, 'Is this Mister Wing?' 'No.'
I called once more and asked, 'Is this Mister Wong?' 'No.'
I guess I 'winged the Wong number.'
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.