Call

Call jokes

Wordplay

A man books a session to see a therapist, as he claims he has a strong fear of the 15th, 9th and 3rd letters of the alphabet. So once the therapist, let's call him Frank, has jotted that down on his notebook, he says, "Oh, I see."

Cat

Two cats called "1,2,3" & "un, deux, trois" had a swimming race across the channel.

1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!

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    Asshole

    Someone butt-dialed me again yesterday. It seems that only assholes want to talk to me.

    Cake

    Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.

    Orphanage

    I prank called someone saying, "SON! IT'S ME, SON! I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!" My friend next to me asked who I was calling, and I said, "the orphanage."

    Rickroll

    What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?

    You just got fruit-rolled.

    Depression

    Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'cause I'm in a great depression.

    Cash

    What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?

    Cash and carry.