Call jokes
What do you call a dead human?
A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?
I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.
What do you call a fish with no legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Break!
What do you call a dabbing cow?
Udder savagery.
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
I have no eye deer!
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.
What do you call a person with cancer?
A ghost with a body.
What do you call a short student?
A Ravin.
I miss the good old days when you could have a light joke at someone else's expense. Like doing that marital rape thing, it never used to be called that. It used to be called "serving your husband" or "wifely duties". The real joke is that it was legal until 1990.
Why is that a joke?
Because it is piss funny seeing the look on her face when she wakes up in the middle of coitus.
Why is that a joke?
Dude, come on, you want to start your day off happy or not?
Why is that a joke?
She literally looks like she just seen a ghost and sort of flops about trying to fend you off like a rag doll. It's piss funny.
No seriously, dude, why is that a joke? It sounds more like a felony.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?
The Jew World Order.
What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job? Snoozin' B. Anthony!
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
What do you call cancers? Loyal, protective, and caring.
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
What do you call an owl with armor?
A Knight Owl!