Call jokes

What do you call a skeleton with a mask and a knife?

A heartless killer.

What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?

Artistic.

What do you call all down syndromes?

Twins.

What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?

Cinco De Mayo.

What do you call a black comedian?

Dark Humor.

"I had raped the game young, you can call it statutory." - Kanye West in 2009 (Forever with Drake, Eminem, and Lil Wayne)

What do you call a sick eagle?

Ill-eagle! 😂

A man books a session to see a therapist, as he claims he has a strong fear of the 15th, 9th and 3rd letters of the alphabet. So once the therapist, let's call him Frank, has jotted that down on his notebook, he says, "Oh, I see."

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

Two cats called "1,2,3" & "un, deux, trois" had a swimming race across the channel.

1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!

What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!

What do you call a cool octopus?

Tenta-cool (tentacle)

Someone butt-dialed me again yesterday. It seems that only assholes want to talk to me.

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. The good news is that you have 24 hours to live. The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday.

What do you call a magic owl?

HOOdini

What do you call a clever clock?

Clockwise.

What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.

Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.

Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.

I prank called someone saying, "SON! IT'S ME, SON! I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!" My friend next to me asked who I was calling, and I said, "the orphanage."