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Cat

Two cats called "1,2,3" & "un, deux, trois" had a swimming race across the channel.

1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!

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  • Asshole

    Someone butt-dialed me again yesterday. It seems that only assholes want to talk to me.

    Memes

    Cake

    Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.

    Orphanage

    I prank called someone saying, "SON! IT'S ME, SON! I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!" My friend next to me asked who I was calling, and I said, "the orphanage."

    Rickroll

    What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?

    You just got fruit-rolled.

    Depression

    Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'cause I'm in a great depression.

    Cash

    What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?

    Cash and carry.

    Doctor

    The doctor said he had good news and bad news. The good news is that you have 24 hours to live. The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday.

    Arrow

    What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?

    A Disap point ment.