Call

Call Jokes

Rickroll

What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?

You just got fruit-rolled.

Depression

Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'cause I'm in a great depression.

Cash

What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?

Cash and carry.

Hairline

My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.

Doctor

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. The good news is that you have 24 hours to live. The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday.

Arrow

What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?

A Disap point ment.

Depression

Me: Hey, how are you?

Depression: I'm doing fine. We are just looking for a home :3

Insomnia: Mommy, can we get a home?

Anxiety: Insomnia, wait for mommy to finish.

Depression: Anyway, here is my resume!

Me: Okie, thank you. Ok... mhmmm... WOW! Okie, this is a nice resume! (Didn't Read it...)

Depression: Also, I have two more friends that want to move in too!

Me: Ok, and their names?

Depression: Their names are: PTSD and Trauma!

Me: Ok, they seem fine (Doesn't know about them)

Depression: Okie, here is the money (a penny :(). Thank you, we will call you if we need anything.

Me: Ok, see you soon! :3

Me now hates my life. :)

Cancer

Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.