Call jokes
Two cats called "1,2,3" & "un, deux, trois" had a swimming race across the channel.
1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!
What do you call a cool octopus?
Tenta-cool (tentacle)
Someone butt-dialed me again yesterday. It seems that only assholes want to talk to me.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
Memes
Not mine, but still funny
Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.
I prank called someone saying, "SON! IT'S ME, SON! I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!" My friend next to me asked who I was calling, and I said, "the orphanage."
Ejaculated in her braces, call that children behind bars.
If it’s called the “living room,” why did my grandma die there?
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'cause I'm in a great depression.
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry.
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
What do you call a clever clock?
Clockwise.
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!
The doctor said he had good news and bad news. The good news is that you have 24 hours to live. The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday.
What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment.
What do you call a magic owl?
HOOdini