Call jokes
What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-A-Likes.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
Memes
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa Claus.
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you staring at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you "baby" now~
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.
Have you heard of the book about the transgender whale?
It’s called "Maybe Dick."
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
What do you call a disabled gang member? A crip.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”