What do you call a Russian pharmacist? 'Ivan Astichestykov,
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head ?
mummy
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train
What do you call a smart pig?
A swinestien
What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well according to my mom, I am.
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs and sits in front of your door? Mat.
i called my dog j thaey said jone
what do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist
What do you call a pineapple in a pun? A Puneapple
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf
Q) What do trees call deforestation ? A) TREASON
when a donkey digs a tunnel it is called a burro
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa? Klaustrophobic
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat
What do you call Steven Hawkins wife? Siri
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder. If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter? Hobo Fett!
What do you call a herd of cows mastrabating? Beef Strokin' off
What do you call a pen with no head DeCAPitated
