Call jokes
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
A young man was crossing the road when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful princess." The man took the frog, smiled at it, and put it in his wallet.
The frog called out again, "If you kiss me and I turn into a princess, I will live with you for a week and do everything you want." The young man took the frog out, smiled, and put it back.
Then the frog called out, "Okay, okay! I will be with you and do whatever you want forever!" The young man laughed and put it back in his wallet.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is wrong with you? I'm offering to be a beautiful princess! Why won't you kiss me?"
The young man said, "Listen, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is pretty cool."
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
Unemployed.
What do you call two homeless people throwing rocks at each other?
A pillow fight.
What do you call an emo kid with light up shoes?
A human chandelier.
What do you call an orphan being kidnapped?
A surprise adoption!!
What do you call a grown up with your sister? Your best friend.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?
The Devil's advocado.
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?
A mass murderer.
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂
What is money called on the moon?
Mooney.
What do you call your Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunnilingus? A Curry Muncher.
My family chastises me for MY job, but you should hear how my family provides "customer service" at their jobs. My mother works as a social worker and answers the phone like, "DYFS, you beat em, we treat em." My grandmother is a Medical Examiner and she answers the phone like, "City Morgue, you kill em, we chill em." These bitches have no class! I'm an actress and studio secretary. When you call the studio, I answer the phone professionally like, "Good afternoon. IHOP, International House Of Pussy. Creampie Cassie speaking."
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.
It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."