Call jokes
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special.
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam?
Dam fools.
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. ❤️
What do you call a person whose heart stopped?
Dead.
What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?
The Devil's advocado.
An American mother has 3 children. The first child asked his mum: "Why is my sister called Crazy Horse and my brother Rushing Water?"
Mum: "Because those were the first thing I saw after i gave birth to them. Why are you asking all these questions, two dogs fucking?"
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
What do you call a downy under water?
Dead fish
Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?
It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ﾉ≧∀≦)ﾉ
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD!