What do you call a two dimensional owl? A --- Paper TOWL!!!!
Cesar: What was that good salad called? Servant: Ceaser, Cesar. Cesar: Okay, what's going to be the weather like? Servant: Hail, Cesar Cesar: yes I know Hail Cesar but I need to know what the weathers like! Servant: Well its hail, Cesar. Cesar: AHHHHH! Send him to the DUNGEONS! NOW!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant women? A combo meal.
Why can’t orphans get in trouble?
Because there’s no one to give a phone call home too
What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?
A bull dozer
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
What do you call a otter video game that is about robbing?- Grand Theft Otter!
What do cows call money? Moola
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How do oysters call their friends?
On shell phones!
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What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
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What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire HOTWHEELS
what do you call 2 octopus that look the same? Itenticale!
Where does a octopus put its money? In a octo-purse
