Call jokes
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
What do you call a crazy computer?
Wired.
Memes
My short friend called me a scrub, even though he was the one below me.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-A-Likes.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you staring at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you "baby" now~
My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight?
Do you think he saw us?
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan!
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."