Call jokes

Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?

Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"

What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.

What do you call a crazy computer?

Wired.

My short friend called me a scrub, even though he was the one below me.

My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.

What do you call lesbian twins?

Lick-A-Likes.

What do you call a white person having a seizure?

A saltshaker.

Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*

Her: Why are you staring at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?

Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you "baby" now~

My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.

What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?

Seasoned vegetables.

I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"

What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?

Panera bread serving food.

What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?

The Joker.

What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight?

Do you think he saw us?

Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?

Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan!

What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?

RCXD in bound

Do you like CDs?

There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."

What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?

LGBBQ.

Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."