Call jokes
What will you call Burj Khalifa after 100 years?
"Bujurg" Khalifa. (Just a joke)
What do you call a man with a curly toe?
Carlito.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?
Russell
So I was on a Discord call the other day, and one of my friends, an American buddy, joined, and we had a conversation.
Until they said: "When did pounds change to quid?"
And I said: "They're the exact same thing."
Then they said: "But when did it happen?"
So I said: "When did school change to shooting range?"
What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-A-Likes.
Memes
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa Claus.
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
What do you call a crazy computer?
Wired.
My short friend called me a scrub, even though he was the one below me.
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you staring at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you "baby" now~
My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
What do you call a disabled gang member? A crip.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.