Call jokes
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa Claus.
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
Memes
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you staring at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you "baby" now~
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.
Have you heard of the book about the transgender whale?
It’s called "Maybe Dick."
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan!