Call jokes
What do you call a Vietnamese antivirus scanner?
An-Thi-cho-rho-na.
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves? Hans Solo.
How do you really piss off your girlfriend while having sex?
Call her on the phone.
What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.
What do you call a Greek necrophiliac?
Con Fuckacarcass.
A hand of Pepsi murdered a Coca Cola. An innocent Sprite yelled, "Quick! Call Dr. Pepper!"
Eventually, a 7-Up called Dr. Pepper. The Coca Cola was fine.
What do you call a bunch of people near each other?
The start of the Hollacoast.
Little Johnny got a dog without ears, and then they invited their neighbors over. Then they asked what his name was. The owners said, "We didn't name him anything, because there's no reason. Because when we called his name, he wouldn't come."
What do you call an autistic person who is a dumbass? A dumbism.
What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.
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If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"
If Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money.
P.S. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the castle being the Blue Peter ship instead.
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid? A banana.
But if you're vegan, you call him food.
If you're poor, you eat the skin.