Call jokes
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you staring at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you "baby" now~
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.
Have you heard of the book about the transgender whale?
It’s called "Maybe Dick."
Memes
The translation is correct. Toilet for disabled person shouldn't be called toilet. It should be:
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan!
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."