Call jokes
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
What do you call a sick eagle?
Ill-eagle! 😂
A man books a session to see a therapist, as he claims he has a strong fear of the 15th, 9th and 3rd letters of the alphabet. So once the therapist, let's call him Frank, has jotted that down on his notebook, he says, "Oh, I see."
Two cats called "1,2,3" & "un, deux, trois" had a swimming race across the channel.
1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!
What do you call a cool octopus?
Tenta-cool (tentacle)
My girlfriend called me pedophile today.
Big word for a 12-year-old.
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
What do you call a tent for lesbians?
Finger Hut.
Have you heard of the book about the transgender whale?
It’s called "Maybe Dick."
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
I prank called someone saying, "SON! IT'S ME, SON! I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!" My friend next to me asked who I was calling, and I said, "the orphanage."
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
The doctor said he had good news and bad news. The good news is that you have 24 hours to live. The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday.
What do you call a ghost bee?
Boobees.
What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment.
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'cause I'm in a great depression.