Call jokes
My girlfriend called me pedophile today.
Big word for a 12-year-old.
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?
Special head.
What do you call a tent for lesbians?
Finger Hut.
Covid-19 or Rona
Have you heard of the book about the transgender whale?
It’s called "Maybe Dick."
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.
I prank called someone saying, "SON! IT'S ME, SON! I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!" My friend next to me asked who I was calling, and I said, "the orphanage."
If it’s called the “living room,” why did my grandma die there?
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.
What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment.
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'cause I'm in a great depression.
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
What do you call a magic owl?
HOOdini
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!
What do you call a clever clock?
Clockwise.