Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
What do you call a warrior that's going to bed?
A knight knight.
if someone calls you dirty minded just say
You are dirty minded as well if you understand what im saying
What do you call frozen Ibuprofen? a chill pill.
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
what do you call a stand up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?????????????
jimmy does stand up comedy he says “what do you call an orangutang”
jake replies “YOU” then everyone including the teacher laughs jimmy cries
LOL
What do u call a cut cucumber? A guy with no legs
What do you call a bunch of paki’s jumping of a cliff
Chocolate drops
What do you call a black person with an gun black opps
what do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked? someone: ugly? me: no, trick question, they are still and orphan.
If a deaf person is at court, then is it still called a hearing?
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam? Dam Fools
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
A-Mean-O-Acid
There is a feminist group in my town
It is called Gal-qaeda
(I actually got this from the simpsons, so credit to the show)
Q: what is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n Jealousy! 😂
What does Drake call his rake
Da - Rake
Q: What do you call a cranky cow? A: Moooooooody
