I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
Call Jokes
There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣
I do this too often!
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
What do you call an Asian k9? E10
The translation is correct. Toilet for disabled person shouldn't be called toilet. It should be:
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.
This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?
No Panera Bread.
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."
I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
Some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
