Call jokes
I prank called someone saying, "SON! IT'S ME, SON! I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!" My friend next to me asked who I was calling, and I said, "the orphanage."
If it’s called the “living room,” why did my grandma die there?
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'cause I'm in a great depression.
What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment.
What do you call a ghost bee?
Boobees.
Have you heard of the book about the transgender whale?
It’s called "Maybe Dick."
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
My girlfriend called me pedophile today.
Big word for a 12-year-old.
What do you call a tent for lesbians?
Finger Hut.
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.
What do you call a magic owl?
HOOdini
What do you call a clever clock?
Clockwise.
The doctor said he had good news and bad news. The good news is that you have 24 hours to live. The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday.
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap.