Call jokes
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
What do you call an Asian k9? E10
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."
Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?
'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
What do you call gay men receiving anonymous blowjobs at the glory holes inside an adult bookstore?
Norwegian massage.
What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!
Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?
A: Rainbow Six Siege.
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
A no legged manager runs the nearest pizza place called Your Pizza Is A Joke.
I (J0K35) worked there and this happened...
Manager: WHY ARE THE PINEAPPLES IN THE TRASH?
Me: Because nobody eats fucking pineapple pizza.
Manager: THAT'S IT! I'M KICKING YOU OUT OF THIS PLACE!
Me: You can't kick me out.
Manager: Why not? Huh?
Me: Because you need legs to kick, and you don't have any.
I prank called someone saying, "SON! IT'S ME, SON! I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!" My friend next to me asked who I was calling, and I said, "the orphanage."
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
What do you call a missing Indian woman?