Call jokes
What do [you] call Tyler Brown?
A spaz.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
Your forehead is so big that we may as well call it a fivehead.
What do you call a tree?
A treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
me: calls suicide hotline. hotline lady: suicide hotline, how are you doing today? me: not much, just hanging.
Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?
A: Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
Orphans want girlfriends to call someone "Mommy."
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
What do you call a room with no doors?
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone, and money falls out.
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.
What do you call a pole dancer?
A stripper.
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?