Leper hockey jokes

Why was the leper hockey game canceled?

It was because of a face-off in the corner.

Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

A: There was a face off in the corner.

Why did they call off the leper hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.

What was the winning play at the leper football game? A hand off up the middle.

Two lepers playing cards... one threw his hand in; the other laughed his head off.

What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.