Leper hockey jokes

Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

A: There was a face off in the corner.

Why did they call off the leper hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.

Why was the leper hockey game canceled?

It was because of a face-off in the corner.

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.

There's an outbreak of foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.

I hope my teacher will be ok.

I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked.

"I'm a Paralympian," he replied.

"Boxing?"

"No, ... hurdles."

If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"