Leper hockey jokes
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?
A: There was a face off in the corner.
Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face-off in the corner.
Why was the leper hockey game canceled?
It was because of a face-off in the corner.
I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled kids.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked.
"I'm a Paralympian," he replied.
"Boxing?"
"No, ... hurdles."