Leper hockey jokes
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?
A: There was a face off in the corner.
Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face-off in the corner.
Why was the leper hockey game canceled?
It was because of a face-off in the corner.
I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled kids.
What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
There's an outbreak of foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.
I hope my teacher will be ok.