Call jokes
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. ❤️
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a herd of winning cows?
A topside.
What do you call finding half of a worm?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moan for me.
What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.
What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"
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What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?
Family photo.
What do you call a fish with no neck?
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?