Call jokes
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko
What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip?
A mustach-io!
The Pope drives around in a glass box, or as I like to call him, a sniper's dream.
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
The name is Ash, Johnathan Ash. My friends call me Jack.
What do you call staring stares?
Stares.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"
And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"
What do you call a fish with no booty?
In Ukraine, there was a massive wake-up call by Russia. But for some, the results were the opposite.
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.