Call jokes
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
God said, “Let there be light,” so it beamed off your forehead, and so I turned into Stevie Wonder and called it night.
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead, shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.
Isn't It Purrfect!
A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
What do you call Jamieilyah when she is sleeping?
Sleeping Beauty.
So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?
A big Mexican woman.
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?
Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
What do you call a baby in the shower? A baby in the shower.
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!