Call jokes
God said, “Let there be light,” so it beamed off your forehead, and so I turned into Stevie Wonder and called it night.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead, shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.
Isn't It Purrfect!
What do you call Jamieilyah when she is sleeping?
Sleeping Beauty.
So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?
A roTHOT.
When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.
When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A one-eyed fish, you smart ass!
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?
Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
What do you call a baby in the shower? A baby in the shower.
What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!
Phone rings; "Are your parents home?"
Orphan; "Stop calling here!"
What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?
A big Mexican woman.