Call jokes
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
What do you call a communist?
Braxton.
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
Pokémon!
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko
What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.
What do you call a kid with cancer? Limited.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
The Pope drives around in a glass box, or as I like to call him, a sniper's dream.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
What do you call a group of kangaroos? Gangaroos.
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.