Call jokes

They call me Elsa cause I’m too icy! 🥶❄️

A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?

I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.

What do you call your kids?

What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?

Snooze Dogg.

What do you call someone who is half a Jew?

Jew-ish.

What do you call an orphan with a gun?

(No) home shooter.

What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?

Ice Cream-E

You know why they call me 007?

0 girls.

0 chances.

7 restraining orders.

What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?

What do you call an angry Panera Bread?

Panera slapped!

What do you call a group of gay gamers?

Rainbow Six.

I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.

So people call me poor until they see my bank account.

What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.

What do you call an injured Panera Bread?

Panera Bled.

What do you call a stuck Panera Bread?

Panera Wedged.

What do you call a policeman/farmer?

A farmer in blue!

What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?

What do you call a baby in the crib?

Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.

What is the address?

I need to call candy. What's candy? Candy can "bofe" if these balls fit in your mouth.