Call jokes
Why is he called Stephen Hawking?
Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.
What do you call an angry shopper?
A cuss-tomer.
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
The next time you get a sack call, pick up the phone and say, "Welcome to Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is next week's sauce. How may we help you?"
lol so true
What do you call your kids?
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?
A one giant.
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
What do you call an Indian babysitter?
Nanny.
How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs.
I'll call it Downtown.
What do you call a fruit's penis?
A percock.
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?
Anglosaxon.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.