Call jokes
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?
A roTHOT.
When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.
When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.
What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?
A big Mexican woman.
What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!
Phone rings; "Are your parents home?"
Orphan; "Stop calling here!"
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?
Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
What do you call a baby in the shower? A baby in the shower.
Me: Hi Jaiden.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: Leave me alone, weirdo.
Me: Wow, says the one who didn't pass 3rd grade.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: *hits*
Me: *calls FBI and puts on gloves and stabs random person then gives knife to Jaiden and takes off gloves* Bye bye.
FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A one-eyed fish, you smart ass!
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!