Call jokes
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.
What do you call a fight at a dementia unit?
A Sundown Smackdown.
*Ring Ring!*
Who’s there?
Soldier!
Soldier who?
You’ve soldier house! Congrats!
waHt
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
I'll call you later. Don't call me later, call me Dad.
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!!!!!!! Hahahaha. Banta everyone on this site has 0 life and should leave.
If Jesus was real, they wouldn’t call it the crucifixion. They would call it crucifact.
Me: "Oh man, things are really happening for me! I have so much to do!"
Depression: "Lie in bed."
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.
Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly. I took one shot, puffed through my pipe, and jumped in the air on a trampoline. I woke up in heaven.
I asked an angel, "How did I die?"
"Well, little monkey, you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head. Your mom called the doctor, and the doctor said you were dead."
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
I don't call it arson. I call it warming up.
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.