Call jokes
She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.
What do you call useless skin on a penis?
A man.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?
A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.
What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.
A Story:
I lived in a small house. Behind my house was a big forest. If I went in the forest, then I heard scary sounds. That was very dreadful. I had a son. He was 9 years old. One day he went into the forest and did not come back. I called the police, but it couldn't help. I went looking. I really wanted my son Robby back. I missed him so! With a flashlight and compass, I went into the dark, eerie forest. Then the noises came again, but this time I also heard a scream. A scream from a nine year old child. It was Robby, certainly! I stopped in front of a tunnel.
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Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
What do you call a room with no doors?
Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?
'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
What do you call a masculine lesbian who smokes weed?
A stoned butch.
Why’s BBC called BBC?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
A Catholic gay male that is well-endowed goes to confession, and while he is inside the confessional booth, the Catholic priest is sucking his dick, and he says to the Catholic priest, "What are you doing, Father?"
And the priest says, "It's called giving a blowjob."
And the Catholic gay male says, "Why are you giving me a blowjob, Father, inside the confessional booth?"
And the Catholic priest says, "If there was no glory hole in the confessional booth, my son, it would not be called a confessional booth in the first place."
What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea?
Standing ovation!