Call jokes
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"
This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”
What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.
What do you call finding half of a worm?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moan for me.
What do you call a fish with no neck?
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?
What do you call a?
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
What do you call a herd of winning cows?
A topside.
What do you call a fish with no booty?
If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?
"Ghost Musterd."
What would you call a gay man's couch? A Homo Sectional.
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
What is a donkey called when it has a hole on itself?
An ASSHole.
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
What is a fruit's favorite way to call someone?
WhatsApple.
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.