Call jokes
What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.
I was at a farm in France called ‘Uber eats Farmer league’, then I saw a strange creature called ‘Pessi’. He only appears against farmers.
He ran towards to me, I didn’t know what I should do so I decided to shout “Big games! Big games!“ Pessi scurried away.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
Mom! Mom! The class called me an orphan.
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Sue-icide squad.
What do you call a hungry person?
African.
What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a redhead in a fridge?
I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.
I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. 😭
What do you call butter without an expiration date?
A miracle butter, because wow!
What did the dumb kid call ratios?
A type of cereal.
How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?
A Cake By The Ocean.
What do you call my dick?
A. A monster.
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
What's wrong with my friend?
He's called Dobby Coleman and has a massive jaw.
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
One day a skeleton never worked. Everyone called him lazybones.
My Dad keeps beating me and my mom. Please call the police. My name is Jacob Upchurch.
What do you call two bears jerking each other off?
Bipolar.