Call jokes
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
Pokémon!
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.
I had a friend named Wemiyoe... We call him "we me you."
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
What do you call an injured Panera Bread?
Panera Bled.
What do you call a stuck Panera Bread?
Panera Wedged.
What do you call an angry Panera Bread?
Panera slapped!
I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.
What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
You know why they call me 007?
0 girls.
0 chances.
7 restraining orders.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.