You know why they call me 007?
0 girls.
0 chances.
7 restraining orders.
Call Jokes
What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?
What do you call an angry Panera Bread?
Panera slapped!
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
What do you call an injured Panera Bread?
Panera Bled.
What do you call a stuck Panera Bread?
Panera Wedged.
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
What is the address?
I need to call candy. What's candy? Candy can "bofe" if these balls fit in your mouth.
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.
What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
