What do you call an empty police station?
Banana Chicken.
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The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.
What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.
What do you call someone with no legs?
Disabled.
You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?
Me: I don't know.
You: Are you sure?
Me: I don't know.
You: Okay.
What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.
Why are orphans called orphans?
'Cause they're gay.
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix?
Helliphino!
What do you call a un-funny rock?
A normal rock.
Why do I call my dog a vibrator?
Because every time my dog acts like a dildo, I beat him, and when I beat him, he shakes. What do you call a shaking dildo? A vibrator, therefore I call my dog a vibrator.
Good news! There's a new program to help autistic people. It's called Action T-4.
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.
What do you call a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
What do you call a person who smokes?
Smokey the Bear.
What do you call a cat 🐈 that is glued down? A big cluck.
What do you call an animal underground? A fossil.
So one time I had a dream where I was on a road trip and we drove a golf cart and a Susan, which I don’t know why the heck the name of the car was called a Susan.
We went into this house and there was like a woman there and we went into this bathroom which looked like a public bathroom, which was so weird!
