Call jokes
A fish is dead, who do you call? Aquaman!
We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
How do you finger a feminist? Shake her hand and call her Theresa.
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
A guy is sitting at a bar when a drunk man walks up to him, calling his mom a whore. The guy just ignores it and stays in his spot drinking his beer. An hour goes by and the drunk man comes back saying, "Your mom is a whore!" The guy sitting looks around the bar, sees people staring and says, "Don't worry, everything is cool here," and shrugs it off. After a few more shots, the drunk man walks up a third time and says, "Your mom... is such... a whore!" The guy finally gets mad, throws his fist on the table and says, "You know what? Go home Dad!"
Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.
What do you call two natives in a ditch?
A sleepover.
They call me Mr. Distracted, truly a spastic. Can't talk to my folks cause they say I'm pro- problematic. Really fantastic. Can't focus unless I take meds then it's magic. My brain is like traffic, always fucking active. But never at the right time, pretty fucking tragic it happens.
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
There was a guy called John.
What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?
A big Mexican woman.
"What is your number?" "Hi."
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought they were a delivery service.
Called a homeless kid 'Spider-Man' because he had no way home.
What do you call a scared octopus?
A octopussy.