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I don't get it.
Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".
My girlfriend called me a pedophile... That's a big word for a 1st grader.
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks, then he'd have to call his pub a Mars Bar!
What do you call frozen Ibuprofen?
A chill pill.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A one-eyed fish, you smart ass!
What do you call snowmen having sex?
A snowjob.
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways.
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.
What do you call a calf that is in no way brave?
A coward.
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?
A depressed Indian boy.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
What do [you] call Tyler Brown?
A spaz.