Call jokes
What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 Dodge Neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer.
It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lowballs.
What do you call a short student?
A Ravin.
What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
What do you call a dwarf?
Adrian!
What do you call a door that's a man? A door, man.
What do you call a binder with no rings?
I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited.
Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited.
So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?
What do you call useless skin on a penis?
A man.
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth picks.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do you call a flat cabbage?
A leaf pile.
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?
Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.
You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.
What do you call a potato with a pp?
A dictator.
The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.
My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?
Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me: Call The Police Ka!!!
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.