Call jokes
What do you call a burnt retard?
Tomato
What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?
Predator.
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.
What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?
A Kike Strike!
POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt?
A. They call an AmBOOlance.
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.
My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.
LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.
Shrek- Should I pull the trap?
*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*
LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB
You know why they call me 007?
0 girls.
0 chances.
7 restraining orders.
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.