Call jokes
My dad said not to touch this thingy called a gun, but I looked down that pole and pressed that thing, and now I'm in heaven.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
What do you call the middle of a penny?
A center (get it? Cent-er).
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
Have you heard of the work called "ligma balls?"
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?
'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.
What is a pooper man called? A dentist.
What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?
Donald Grump.
What do you call ball drama?
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)
What did the Olympic Swimmer call his son?
Paul.
What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.
My dad called me as I said I shit in my sister's mouth. Impossible? Nope.
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.