What do you call a nasty ass boy?
Sam Caithness.
Nasty Boy
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, you dunce. The joke is that "Sam Caithness" sounds like "Sameness," and the joke is based on wordplay, because people are supposed to be unique, not the same. It's pretty high-level stuff, not gonna lie.
Alan
That’s not a nun joke!