Call jokes
What do you call a person?
A person.
What do you call a fat bitch that eats cum from used condoms? Your mom!
Teacher: We have a new student today class, come introduce yourself.
Student: My name is Buttitches.
Teacher: Please tell us your real name.
Student: Buttitches.
Teacher: I’m calling the police.
Police: Son, please tell me your real name or I’m going to shoot you.
Student: Buttitches.
Police: *shoots gun.*
A few days later, the police go to the funeral and sits behind the mom. While crying, the mom says, "My Buttitches!" The police say, "We’ll scratch it, lady."
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
What do you call my IP? 74.125.224.72 hahahahahahahahaha
Memes
What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?
At home.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile... That's a big word for a 1st grader.
What do you call nuts on a chin?
My penis in your mouth.
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.
What do you call a cat with a live in doctor?
An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways.
What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.
What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.
What do you call two Michael J. Fox's standing next to each other?
Parallel Parkinson's.
What do you call a clown that is allergic to strawberries?
...Ollie the clown!
What do you call a knight that has one arm? A first battle night.
What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight.
What do you call a bear with no ears? A b.
Yeah, that joke was unbearable.
What do you call a pig with two legs? Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahaa
I have a friend named Mole.
She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...