Call jokes

Why do you play Call of Duty?

I actually don't know.

What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves? Hans Solo.

Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.

I have a friend called Jakob and asked him, "Where my crackers are?"

There's three kids: Little Drop, Little Feather, and Little Brick. Little Feather goes, "Mommy, why do you call me L'feather?" She answers, "Cuz a little feather fell over your head when you were born." L'Drop asks his mom, "Mommy, why do you call me L'drop?" She answers, "Cuz a little drop fell on your head when you were born." L'brick goes, "aafddkcasgbklcdahjkcbgtnhrfn."

What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.

One day Nathan came in ten minutes late to Mr. Jones's class. Mr. Jones asked him, "Nathan, what do you have to say for yourself?" Nathan says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill." Then Dave came in a further ten minutes late to Mr. Jones's class. Mr. Jones asked him, "Dave, what do you have to say for yourself?" Dave says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill." Then Mike came in a further ten minutes late to Mr. Jones's class. Mr. Jones asked him, "Mike, what do you have to say for yourself?" Mike says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill." Then five minutes later a new girl walked in to Mr. Jones's lesson. Mr. Jones is at the end of his tether now and says, "Who are you and why are you late?" The new girl says, "Sir, I'm called Cherry Hill."

What do you call a club that owls go to?

Hooters.

Little Johnny's mom got a call from school saying to come over. As she does, she is met by the principal. They go into his office and the principal says, "Your son is going to be suspended for a week for blowing clouds in the bathroom." The mother responds, "He is fifteen, how is he blowing clouds already? Bring him in here." A boy walks in, and Johnny's mother says, "This isn't my son, bring him in here, I would like a word with him." The principal replies, "Ma'am, this is Clouds." The mother faints.

What do you call meat in an oven?

Africa.

Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.

What do you call a baby in the crib?

Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.

What do you call a cab for black men?

A cop car.

It's telling that Ye gets more offended when he's called a gayfish than a Nazi.

One day I woke up and went on my phone. Some "pussy" was calling me. I answered it and said, "Hello, pussy?" and a pussy pic showed up.

What does a furry call a sexy furry?

A foxy lady!

McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.

What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?

The final countdown.

What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.

Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"?

Because it carried water, and another word for water is aqua. Duh!