Call jokes
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Ground beef.
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.
What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
What do you call cancers? Loyal, protective, and caring.
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
Bubble 007.
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
A man walked into a bar with an AK-47 with a 50-round mag and yelled out, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" Everyone was quiet.
One man at the back stood up and called, "Sorry mate, but I don't think you have enough bullets."
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"
She’s so nice.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?
Still no fucking idea.
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
What do you call chill legumes?
Hippeas.