Call jokes
What do you call a pole dancer?
A stripper.
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
What do you call an autistic daughter?
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
What's an orphan family photo called?
Selfie.
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad?
A sad caterpillar.
An orphan can never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call.
What do you call a YouTuber? A virgin.
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?
Fresh roadkill.
What do you call an underwater maid?
A mermaid! 😂😂😂😂
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
What does an orphan call home?
Nothing. 🤣
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.
But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?
If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.