What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
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What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
Unemployed.
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
Want one way to get a free haircut?
Call the cancer hotline.
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
"Sofishticated."
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
What do you call a Panera Bread after vanishing?
Panera Fade.
What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?
A skele-TON!
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
I bought a new shotgun the other day. Want to know what I called it?
Kurt Cobain's microphone.
