Call jokes

A sad guy called "nun" is crying next to the grave of his best friend called "month". "Month" got killed by a gay guy, and after that, "nun" got homophobic.

While "nun" is sitting next to "month"'s grave, he heard a guy ask his friend: 《Do You Wanna Play A Game On?》 "Nun" got angry and he asked that guy: 《What did you just say to your friend?》 The guy answers: 《A game on, why?》

"Nun" kills the two guys.

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Q. Who do you call when a baby with anencephaly is born? A. The funeral home.

What do you call a fish that has a dick?

Moby Dickkkkk!

What do you call numbers that don’t stay in place?

Roamin’ Numerals.

An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."

A homeless kid once said he will go home.

What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair?

Hot wheels.

Why can't disabled people make jokes?

Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy, isn't it?

Me and my little brother were playing Call Of Duty. He wasn't doing very good, so I told him so. My brother said to me, "At least I don't have to camp in order to get kills." I then responded with, "I would call you cancer, but at least cancer kills."

What do you call an orphan at a construction site?

Child labor.

Me: Calls 9-1-1.

Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?

Me: *hangs up*

What do cannibals call a person that is running?

Fast food.

My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.

So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"

I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"

My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.

What would you call a gay man's couch? A Homo Sectional.

What do you call high Mexicans?

Baked beans ;)

What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?

A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.

The inventor of the umbrella was just going to call it "brella," but he hesitated.

What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?

What do you call a Censor with Autism?

A Censorspaz.

What do you call an apartment full of Black people?

A crackhouse.

What do you call a man who lost his car??

Carlos