Call jokes
What do you call an autistic daughter?
What's an orphan family photo called?
Selfie.
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.
What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.
What do you call a dog that's faced backwards?
A god.
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad?
A sad caterpillar.
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
What do you call a YouTuber? A virgin.
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
What do you call an underwater maid?
A mermaid! 😂😂😂😂
It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.
But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?
Fresh roadkill.
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!