Call jokes
What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.
A no legged manager runs the nearest pizza place called Your Pizza Is A Joke.
I (J0K35) worked there and this happened...
Manager: WHY ARE THE PINEAPPLES IN THE TRASH?
Me: Because nobody eats fucking pineapple pizza.
Manager: THAT'S IT! I'M KICKING YOU OUT OF THIS PLACE!
Me: You can't kick me out.
Manager: Why not? Huh?
Me: Because you need legs to kick, and you don't have any.
Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
What do you call a boy in your mom?
Your dad.
So, I got a paper towel roll, ripped it, but started to fart when I ripped it off, and stopped farting when I got it off the roll, and then I said, "I guess that's why it's called ripping one!"
Memes
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
What do you call an Arab flying a plane?
A pilot.
You racist fuck!
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.
What do you call an @EB with no ears?
An Explain B.
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
What do you call mo on a dating website? Tissue face.
"Well," he says, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes."
The little girl screams, "Don't eat it! It's a fucking asshole."
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?
A skele-TON!
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.