Call jokes
What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!
My friend has a shovel made of gold. I guess you could call him a gold digger.
"911, I just crashed my car. I think it's burning. I can't see. It hurts to breathe."
What do you call someone who wants to commit suicide by jumping off a building? A cliffhanger.
A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.
One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."
What do you call inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
What do you call a riot full of white people?
An avalanche.
There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.
What do you call an Italian with an anesthetic?
Ruberto
I called the rape advice line last night. Turns out it's just for victims.
What do you call a talentless Korean person? Us Lee Less!
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
What do you call a priest in a room full of naked boys?
A colonoscopy.
101 pedo jokes.
Why's everything x2, need to get this shit dick off before the coppers come, it's called women taking advantage, you'll shit the bitcoin, 90% percent of pedo's who don't admit they're like kids blame the police, shit your kappas, you only want my veins why don't you inject me with smack, run in with ya black armbands, I've been sized for a million pound, stop giving me strain asking questions, I know what's going to happen next, bet the judge is a women, jealous coz your drink tastes like shit?
Is it coz your shit though? How many bids have you done? Shit 1 million views, don't try bribe me, did the police give me snip? How's my barbie doll or shall I say my little pony? The police beat fuck outta me, what's all these needle marks on my arm, I can tell you want something, why's everything like one big cycle, police own the dark web.
Keep it going on lol.
What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower?
In trouble!
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
What do cells call their friends with? A cell phone.
What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.