What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
Call Jokes
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.
Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.
Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
"Well," he says, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes."
The little girl screams, "Don't eat it! It's a fucking asshole."
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
What do you call mo on a dating website? Tissue face.
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?
KIT-KAT :p
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂
What do you call funny waves? Wave Chappelle.
What do you call someone without a body?
Nobody.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
I went to an interview and my future boss said, "Hi, my name is Watt Niseto, meet you."
Then said, "WHAT IS UR NAME?" He then said,
"What is not my name, Watt is." So I replied, "Ugh fine, I guess I'll call you Wha." Then he said, "Wha I not my name."
And then I said, "Ugh fine, my name is Will Knott." He then replied, "Hi Will Not."
