Call jokes
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?
Just barely hugging you! Lol.
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
What do you call Bill Tran?
Stupid noob.
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
"Sofishticated."
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
What do you call a Panera Bread after vanishing?
Panera Fade.