Call jokes
What do you call a Panera Bread after vanishing?
Panera Fade.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
Unemployed.
Memes
What da hood calls you when you are the new cult leader
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
What do you call the nun that hates?
For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
What do you call a baby in a blender? A baby blender!
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?
Still no fucking idea.
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
Bubble 007.
Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"
She’s so nice.