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Orphan

In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."

Bear

When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?

Just barely hugging you! Lol.

Wheelchair

What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?

Cooking the vegetables.

Wife

My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.

Guy

What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?

Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!

Booty

What do you call a booty that’s always negative?

A pessimist-cheek.

Octopus

Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?

Because he had a toilet call in the drain.

Butt

What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?

A booty call.

Fish

"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"

"Sofishticated."

Kid

What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.