Call jokes
What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.
What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.
What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.
A no legged manager runs the nearest pizza place called Your Pizza Is A Joke.
I (J0K35) worked there and this happened...
Manager: WHY ARE THE PINEAPPLES IN THE TRASH?
Me: Because nobody eats fucking pineapple pizza.
Manager: THAT'S IT! I'M KICKING YOU OUT OF THIS PLACE!
Me: You can't kick me out.
Manager: Why not? Huh?
Me: Because you need legs to kick, and you don't have any.
Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
So, I got a paper towel roll, ripped it, but started to fart when I ripped it off, and stopped farting when I got it off the roll, and then I said, "I guess that's why it's called ripping one!"
Memes
What do you call a boy in your mom?
Your dad.
What do you call an Arab flying a plane?
A pilot.
You racist fuck!
Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
What do you call the nun that hates?
For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
What do you call a baby in a blender? A baby blender!
"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
Englishman: We named our son George since he was born on Saint George's Day.
Irishman: We called our daughter Valentine since she was born on Valentine's Day.
Scotsman: We named our son Pancake because he was born on Pancake Day!
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf.