Call jokes
The teacher said she made the kids guess what a random word was, and it was honey. She also gave them a sample of honey to make it a little easier.
Teacher said that it was something that you eat and what parents call each other. Little Johnny said, "I know what it is now! Spit them out now guys, their Buttholes!"
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.
In prison, they called me sweet cheeks.
What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
A woman goes into labor with her child. The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of childbirth to the father. He asks if it is ok to use the new device. The couple agrees, and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%. The man feels nothing.
They then bump it up to 20%. He still feels nothing, then his friend calls and he is groaning. He said he was having cramps, so the husband tells the doctor, "Doc, turn it up to 40%!" So he does, and his friend throws up, so he said, "Doc, turn it up to 100%!" and his friend dies.
There's a new bird disease, it's called churpies.
It's a canariel disease, untweetable.
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
What do you call Bill Tran?
Stupid noob.
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ﾉ≧∀≦)ﾉ
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call ten lesbians in a room together? Fingerhut.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet together? A liquor cabinet.
What do you call a room full of 50 lesbians and fifty congressmen? 100 people who don't do dick.
Why don't women wear miniskirts in the winter? 'Cause they would get chapped lips.
What do a cliff jumper and a gay man have in common? If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit.
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
What do you call nuts on a chin?
My penis in your mouth.