Call jokes
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
Dad: What do you call a crazy creeper?
Mom: Shit, I don't know...
Kid: Crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Dad: That's my boy's!!!
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?
Fresh roadkill.
What do you call a baby with red on it?
A baby in a microwave.
What does an orphan call home?
Nothing. 🤣
An orphan can never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call.
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
What do you call Nicholas and Dillon/Dennis?
GAY
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
What do you call a dog that's faced backwards?
A god.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.
What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.