Call jokes
What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff.
You walk inside a building, then you see a blind German, then you call him his name.
Answer: Nazi.
What do you call it when a watch has too many belts?
A waist of your time.
What do you call a dictatorial cow?
Moosilini.
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
My cousin called me ugly.
Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.
What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?
A depressed Indian boy.
What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders.
As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
When I was walking home, a couple of married guys were saying, "Your mom is good at her job," but I realized my mom doesn't work.
So I ask my mom, "Why are these guys saying you're good at your job? You don't work." My mom said, "Yeah, I got a new job." So I said, "What do you do?" My mom said, "Job hand, no, I mean it's called a hand job."
What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?
A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.
What do you call a special needs army?
The special forces.
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.
I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."
How do asses communicate?
Through booty calls!
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
What do you call a pole dancer?
A stripper.
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"