Call jokes
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
What do you call an Autistic kid?
A work of Daniel.
What do you call a vegan cow?
A vegan cow. :/
OR
A regular cow. 🐄🙌
I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.
What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!
Me all the time :
My girlfriend called me a pedophile, but what does she know? She's 7.
Yo mama is so unfamiliar with the gym, she calls it James.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders turtle soup. The waiter hollers, "One turtle soup!"
A moment later, the guy calls the waiter over and says, "I’ve changed my mind, I would like pea soup." The waiter hollers, "Hold the turtle, and make it pea!"
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
What do you call a sophisticated American?
A Canadian.
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed? High steaks gambling.
I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."
What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport?
•Terminal
What did you call a school that got blown up?
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
Sandstorm.