Call jokes
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
What do you call a baby with red on it?
A baby in a microwave.
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
Dad: What do you call a crazy creeper?
Mom: Shit, I don't know...
Kid: Crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Dad: That's my boy's!!!
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
What do you call a special needs army?
The special forces.
What do you call a pole dancer?
A stripper.
How do asses communicate?
Through booty calls!
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.
I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."
I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
What do you call Nicholas and Dillon/Dennis?
GAY
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.