Call jokes
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
One day I woke up and went on my phone. Some "pussy" was calling me. I answered it and said, "Hello, pussy?" and a pussy pic showed up.
What do you call an autistic kid if he was short?
A short tistic.
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!
What do you call a pillow that has been on the bed for 20 years in jail?
A criminal! 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
What do you call a dwarf with autism? Matthew Michal?
What do you call a magician with no magic? A dyslexic c**t.
Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
My Dad keeps beating me and my mom. Please call the police. My name is Jacob Upchurch.
What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?
A Moleionaire.
One day a skeleton never worked. Everyone called him lazybones.
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.