Call jokes
What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?
A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.
What do you call a special needs army?
The special forces.
How do asses communicate?
Through booty calls!
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.
I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."
What do you call a pole dancer?
A stripper.
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
What's an orphan family photo called?
Selfie.
What do you call an autistic daughter?
What do you call lesbians having sex?
My cheating dyke ex-wife!
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad?
A sad caterpillar.
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
What do you call a YouTuber? A virgin.
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
What do you call an underwater maid?
A mermaid! 😂😂😂😂
What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.
But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?