Call jokes
What do you call a cat with a live in doctor?
An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.
What do you call nuts on a chin?
My penis in your mouth.
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways.
What do you call two Michael J. Fox's standing next to each other?
Parallel Parkinson's.
What do you call a clown that is allergic to strawberries?
...Ollie the clown!
Memes
What da hood calls you when you are the new cult leader
What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.
What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.
What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?
At home.
What do you call a knight that has one arm? A first battle night.
What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight.
What do you call a bear with no ears? A b.
Yeah, that joke was unbearable.
I'm in the alagba association. Call 666-666-666 to join the gang. It's free and free kills duidui.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile... That's a big word for a 1st grader.
What do you call my IP? 74.125.224.72 hahahahahahahahaha
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
I have a friend named Mole.
She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...
What do you call a pig with two legs? Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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A woman once didn't return home for the night, and the next morning when she arrived home, her husband started questioning her about where she had been. She lied, saying she slept at one of her friends' houses.
The man proceeded to call all her friends, all of whom denied her sleeping at their places the previous night.
Meanwhile, somewhere else, a man didn't return home to his wife for the night either. The following morning, his wife started questioning him, and he lied, saying he slept at a friend's house. She proceeded to call all his friends. All of them said that he indeed slept at their places the previous night, and one of them even insisted that he's still there, but he's using the bathroom and he can't talk right now!
What do you call a retarded Catholic?
Asperges.
My daughter came home from school later than usual. I was panicking, then at 5:30 p.m. she arrived, not walking but in a bus 🚌. I asked, "Where the hell did this bus come from?" She said, "The garage in the alleyway, Mama. I bought it for five gummies and eight buttons. You like her? She is called Belle Bus." My face was just: 😑 How did you get the bus here? She replies with a whisper, "I drove her through five gardens, a house, and two police cars!" 🙃 So that explains why you have handcuffs on. "Yeah!"
In response to a buddy saying they joined a golf club:
"Jfc, you’ve gone softer than your old man’s dick after your mom suggests a romantic night in! I swear to God you’re so fucking bougie."
(Pause)
"Oh, I forgot to tell you, while you were gone I got a weird call for you... Some Jeff guy? Said something about a loan..."
"Jeff who?"
"Bezos."