Call jokes

What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?

Fruit punch.

What do you call a crying dick?

I call it a crying dick.

What do you call a dictatorial cow?

Moosilini.

A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders.

As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"

When I was walking home, a couple of married guys were saying, "Your mom is good at her job," but I realized my mom doesn't work.

So I ask my mom, "Why are these guys saying you're good at your job? You don't work." My mom said, "Yeah, I got a new job." So I said, "What do you do?" My mom said, "Job hand, no, I mean it's called a hand job."

What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?

A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.

What do you call lesbians having sex?

My cheating dyke ex-wife!

It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.

But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?

Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?

A: Someone who just ate beans.

What's an orphan family photo called?

Selfie.

Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"

What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.

What do you call an autistic daughter?

Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.

What do you call a caterpillar that's sad?

A sad caterpillar.

What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?

A plastic surgeon. 😷

What do you call a YouTuber? A virgin.

What do you call a white kid looking at infants?

Pedophilia boy.

What do you call a flying Aboriginal?

Boong 747.

What do you call an underwater maid?

A mermaid! 😂😂😂😂