What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
Call Jokes
What do you call the nun that hates?
For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
What do you call a baby in a blender? A baby blender!
"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
Englishman: We named our son George since he was born on Saint George's Day.
Irishman: We called our daughter Valentine since she was born on Valentine's Day.
Scotsman: We named our son Pancake because he was born on Pancake Day!
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Ground beef.
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.
What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
What do you call cancers? Loyal, protective, and caring.
