Call jokes
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.
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What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
You're walking into a bar and you see 2 younger kids around 18. You call the manager to have them removed, but no one came down.
Later that night, you see the 2 18-year-olds, 1 was a girl and the other was a boy, so you call the manager down. No one came again. You confront them and tell them to leave, but one turns around and hits you. You are knocked out on the floor. When you wake up, there is a hard feeling in your a**. You turn your head around and there is an autistic girl with a strap-on in your a** going full on hard.
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
What do you call staring stares?
Stares.
What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha
What do you call a smart blonde?
Nonexistent.
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
I thought when my friends called me curvy, it was a compliment, but it turns out they were referring to my spine.
Name: Jack, call sign "triple".
School: Nova corps gun academy.
Location: Wyoming mountains.
All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.
What do you call a dead hooker?
It doesn't matter, she won't answer you.
What do you call a cow in the snow?
Chilli Beef.
What do you call a funny family of chairs? A sitcom!
What do you call a gay man that performs fellatio on a man and cunnilingus on a woman, a person who is curious about male bisexuality, a man that is bicurious?
Does it cycle now?