Call jokes
An orphan can never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call.
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
Memes
Who to Call: Stonk Boi! (ft. Mr. Bankrupt, Thonk, and Mr. Troll
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
Dad: What do you call a crazy creeper?
Mom: Shit, I don't know...
Kid: Crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Dad: That's my boy's!!!
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.
What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
What do you call a dog that's faced backwards?
A god.
What do you call Nicholas and Dillon/Dennis?
GAY
What do you call a pole dancer?
A stripper.
What do you call a special needs army?
The special forces.
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.
I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."