Call jokes
What do you call butter without an expiration date?
A miracle butter, because wow!
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
What's wrong with my friend?
He's called Dobby Coleman and has a massive jaw.
What do you call my dick?
A. A monster.
What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?
A Moleionaire.
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.
If cops are called pigs, then security guards are piglets.
What do you call a fish with no legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Break!
What do you call two bears jerking each other off?
Bipolar.
Superman has been called to a huge house fire.
Superman: "There you are ma'am, everyone out and all safe!"
Mother: "But my children are still inside! You need to go back an--"
Superman: "Ah fuck'em..."
My Dad keeps beating me and my mom. Please call the police. My name is Jacob Upchurch.
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?
A Cake By The Ocean.
One day a skeleton never worked. Everyone called him lazybones.
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel