Call jokes
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
What do you call a seven who's not feeling well? A sick seven
Where did Sally go after stepping onto the minefield? Everywhere
Getting a girlfriend is just like parking a car; usually all the good ones are taken, so you just gotta stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
How do Chinese people name their children?
They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
What do you call a fish with no booty?
If someone calls you dirty minded just say:
"You are dirty minded as well if you understand what I'm saying."
3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!
If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?
"Ghost Musterd."
What do you call a gay man that is not physically handicapped that performs blowjobs on gay men that are physically handicapped?
Caregiver.
They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.
What do you call a fish that has a dick?
Moby Dickkkkk!
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
A man books a session to see a therapist, as he claims he has a strong fear of the 15th, 9th and 3rd letters of the alphabet. So once the therapist, let's call him Frank, has jotted that down on his notebook, he says, "Oh, I see."
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
What do you call a German man who can't see?
A not see.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
A gay guy and a trucker get in a car crash.
The gay guy says, "Somebody call the police! This man just rammed into me!"
The trucker says, "What the fuck did you just say, fucker? Get over here, I'm gonna wreck your ass!"
The gay man then says, "It's okay, everybody, don't call the police! He wants to negotiate."
What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist fuck!
What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid? A banana.
But if you're vegan, you call him food.
If you're poor, you eat the skin.
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!