Call jokes
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Ground beef.
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf.
Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"
She’s so nice.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?
Still no fucking idea.
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
A man walked into a bar with an AK-47 with a 50-round mag and yelled out, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" Everyone was quiet.
One man at the back stood up and called, "Sorry mate, but I don't think you have enough bullets."
When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?
Just barely hugging you! Lol.
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
What do you call cancers? Loyal, protective, and caring.