Call jokes
What do you call a magician with no magic? A dyslexic c**t.
Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
My Dad keeps beating me and my mom. Please call the police. My name is Jacob Upchurch.
What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?
A Moleionaire.
One day a skeleton never worked. Everyone called him lazybones.
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
If cops are called pigs, then security guards are piglets.
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Sue-icide squad.
What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a redhead in a fridge?
I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.