Call jokes
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
A man walked into a bar with an AK-47 with a 50-round mag and yelled out, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" Everyone was quiet.
One man at the back stood up and called, "Sorry mate, but I don't think you have enough bullets."
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
What do you call cancers? Loyal, protective, and caring.
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?
Just barely hugging you! Lol.
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
What do you call chill legumes?
Hippeas.
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
What is it called when young sheep bet?
LAMbling.
(haven't uploaded yesterday cuz couldn't think of a joke)
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
What do you call funny waves? Wave Chappelle.
What do you call someone without a body?
Nobody.
What do you call Bill Tran?
Stupid noob.
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!