Call jokes
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.
What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.
What do you call Nicholas and Dillon/Dennis?
GAY
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
What do you call a pole dancer?
A stripper.
How do asses communicate?
Through booty calls!
Memes
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.
What do you call an autistic daughter?
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
What do you call an underwater maid?
A mermaid! 😂😂😂😂
What's an orphan family photo called?
Selfie.
What do you call lesbians having sex?
My cheating dyke ex-wife!
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad?
A sad caterpillar.
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
What do you call a YouTuber? A virgin.