Call jokes

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing, and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence; then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"

I asked a girl I met if I could take her out to dinner.

The joke is I knew right after she said, "I'll call you," she was lying to me, not surprised even a little.

The next joke was a part of me hoped she would call, but did I really think she was going to? I'll never be good enough for anyone, what was I thinking, why did I even bother to ask her in the first place? I think it was just to prove I was right, I'm unwanted.

LONELINESS EQUALS SADNESS.

What do you call a racist community? America.

Who do you call in times of a marriage crisis?

A prostitute, because your wife fucking sucks.

What's that stupid girl in your class called?

Thot.

What do you call a fantastic goat?

Goatastic! So funny please like.

In a normal country, you call it Yugoslavia.

In Soviet Russia, it's called aregoslavia.

In a normal country, you call it Yugoslavia.

In Soviet Russia, it's called yugostravia.

Who do you call someone that steals his brother's girlfriend and [is] disowned by his whole family? Brandon.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

What do you call it when a watch has too many belts?

A waist of your time.

You walk inside a building, then you see a blind German, then you call him his name.

Answer: Nazi.

What do you call a dictatorial cow?

Moosilini.

What do you call a crying dick?

I call it a crying dick.

What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?

A depressed Indian boy.

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?

Rocket League!

(Ali A Intro)

I like men.

Wanna smash?

Suck my balls.

I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.

This joke sucks terribly.

Honestly just like and leave.

Add me on discord.

IceyTrae#2230

Lebron>MJ

What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?

Alien vs. Predator.

My cousin called me ugly.

Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.

How do you call a black pilot?

A pilot, you racist.

What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?

Fruit punch.

A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders.

As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"