Call jokes
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......
What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.
What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
What do you call a lion as a baby?
Cocota
What do you call it when an Astartes cum's... torrential downfall?
Why is he called Stephen Hawking?
Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
What did Vegeta say to Bulma?
What?
Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
What do you call a dipshit?
A Charlie.
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
From now on, we’re gonna call shitting the bed an “Amber Alert.”
What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office. They answer, "Hello, this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, how may I be of service?"
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
What do you call a failure in another language?
Me.