Call jokes
What do you call anal rape?
Ass cream.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
My brother called me short and ugly, so I called him an ambulance.
What do you call a cow?
A cow!
The orphan also had to cry because the cartels called him "homie."
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
What do you call a dipshit?
A Charlie.
Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband, Harry?
She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Hendersons.
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: "Asperger's."