Call jokes
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
How does an orphan call his parents?
"..."
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
Why is he called Stephen Hawking?
Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.
What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.
The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.
What do you call a bird with no feet? A fly.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
What do you call a failure in another language?
Me.
What do you call a lion as a baby?
Cocota
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
What do you call a dipshit?
A Charlie.
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.