Call jokes
What do cells call their friends with? A cell phone.
My friend tried to sleep on napkins.
I guess that's why they're called NAP-kins.
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
What do you call frozen web?
A web-cicle.
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
What do you call your son?
An mistake.
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
I'll call you later. Don't call me later, call me Dad.
Who do you call to clean up foul language?
A cuss-todian!
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
What do you call a retarded Mexican?
Ricardo.
Why is an apple not called a "red", but an orange is called an "orange"?
What do you call a woman who sleeps with multiple men?
A whore.
Q: What do you call an angry, bullied Asian kid?
Shoo Ting.