Call jokes
Dad: What do you call a crazy creeper?
Mom: Shit, I don't know...
Kid: Crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Dad: That's my boy's!!!
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
What do you call a special needs army?
The special forces.
What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?
The Jew World Order.
How do asses communicate?
Through booty calls!
Memes
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
What do you call a pole dancer?
A stripper.
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
What do you call a dog that's faced backwards?
A god.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.
What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.
If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
What do you call Nicholas and Dillon/Dennis?
GAY
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.