Call jokes
Name: Jack, call sign "triple".
School: Nova corps gun academy.
Location: Wyoming mountains.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
What do you call a drivable Hamburger?
What?
A Hamborgini.
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
Who do you call to clean up foul language?
A cuss-todian!
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.