Fave jokes

Sister

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My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"

Singer

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Think of your favorite singer. Now, go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS. Now think about your least fave, mine is Oil London 😵. This is my home now.

1. What rhymes with "oil"? Put it in da chat. Bye weird people!

Pasta

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I made a bet with my friend that I couldn’t create a working car with spaghetti.

You should have seen her face when I drove pasta! 😂

Loneliness

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F is for friends who don't talk to you.

U is for Ur alone.

N is for never having any plans at all, all you do is sit at home.

Community talk

I MET MY ONLINE WIFE IRL OMG ND NOW SHES ME IRL WIFE I RAN TO HER TRIPPED ON HER DRESS TOLD HER IMA WORSHIP HER SHE PULLED ME UP I HUGGED HER GAVE HER GIFTS AND THEN A BIT LATER WE JS TALKED ALOT RANOMYL ND I GAVE HER MY HOODIE GETTIN IT BACK FRIDAY AND I FKAE PURPOSED GETTING HER THE RING NEXT WEEK OFFC NDNDND AT THE END I DNACED WITH HER AT THE DANCE AND I HUGGED HER FOR LIKE A MIN AND SHE WANTED ME TO LET GO BUT I DIND TUNTIL SHE TOLD ME SHE LOVED ME AND THEN SHE LEFT ND WE HAVE MATHCING BRACELETS ND I CAN TELL ME ND HER ARE GOING TO BE CLOSE LIKE CLOSE God shes like, my fave person now, replaced everyone iveever ever lost.