Call jokes
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.
What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?
Oh wait, I am because she's 10.
What do you call a drivable Hamburger?
What?
A Hamborgini.
What do you call your son?
An mistake.
My friend tried to sleep on napkins.
I guess that's why they're called NAP-kins.
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
Why do orphans have phones?
Because they don't know how to call home.
What do you call frozen web?
A web-cicle.
What do cells call their friends with? A cell phone.
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
What do you call a computer that sings?
A Dell.
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.