Call jokes
What's an orphan family photo called?
Selfie.
What do you call lesbians having sex?
My cheating dyke ex-wife!
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
What do you call a YouTuber? A virgin.
What do you call an underwater maid?
A mermaid! 😂😂😂😂
Memes
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad?
A sad caterpillar.
I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
What do you call an autistic daughter?
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.
But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?
Fresh roadkill.
What do you call a baby with red on it?
A baby in a microwave.
What does an orphan call home?
Nothing. 🤣
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.