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Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?
Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
What do you call a dead hooker?
It doesn't matter, she won't answer you.
What do you call a communist pirate ship?
The USS Arrrrr.
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
In English class, the teacher says, "Kids, you need to say the alphabet. Okay, Sally, you first." Sally says, "Okay, a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z." The teacher says, "Good job, Sally." Then the teacher called on four other students who got it right. Then the teacher called on Little Johnny. The teacher says, "Little Johnny, say the alphabet." Little Johnny says, "b c e f g h i j k l m n o p s v w x y z." The teacher says, "No, Johnny, that's not right." Johnny says, "Oh, I forgot, u r a q t." The teacher says, "No, still not right, and thank you." Johnny says, "Oh, I’ll give you the d later." The class laughs and the teacher says, "Go to the office now."
Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD!
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
A woman decides to take a well-earned vacation, and she asks her brother to watch her cat while she's away.
On the second day, when she calls her brother to see how things are going, he tells her bluntly that the cat is dead.
The woman is really upset and goes into hysterics, before saying, "You can't tell a person bad news so bluntly. You should break the news gently. The first day, you should have said that Fluffy was stuck on the roof and couldn't get down. The second day, you could have said that she had fallen, but the vet said she would be okay. Then on the third day, you could have said that she died from complications."
The next day, the woman calls her brother again and asks how things are. He says, "Well, Grandma is stuck on the roof and can't get down..."