Call jokes
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad?
A sad caterpillar.
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
Memes
Chat is this real??
What do you call a YouTuber? A virgin.
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.
But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?
Fresh roadkill.
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
What does an orphan call home?
Nothing. 🤣
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
An orphan can never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call.
What do you call a baby with red on it?
A baby in a microwave.
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!