Call jokes
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
What do you call a Vietnamese antivirus scanner?
An-Thi-cho-rho-na.
What do you call an @EB with no ears?
An Explain B.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
Unemployed.
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?
KIT-KAT :p
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!