Call jokes
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
A man walked into a bar with an AK-47 with a 50-round mag and yelled out, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" Everyone was quiet.
One man at the back stood up and called, "Sorry mate, but I don't think you have enough bullets."
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf.
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"
She’s so nice.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?
Still no fucking idea.
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?
Just barely hugging you! Lol.
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"