Call jokes

What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE

What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?

A sea minor.

My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."

I'm gonna make a documentary about meth-addicted prostitutes.

I think I'll call it "Whores on Ice."

Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.

So, some ants in a colony go to war. They want some more troops and know that there are ants that went to wars as well. They call them war-ants.

They start barging into homes to search for more war-ants. They barge into a home, and the lady-ant goes, "Hey, why are you here? Can you please leave?" One of the ants replies with, "I'm sorry, but unless you have a war-ant, we have to keep searching your house."

The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?

Answer: Ryan's forehead.

What do you call an alligator detective??

An investi-gator.

A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.

What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill?

A. A lamb slide.

Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.

What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?

Panera fed.

Credit to RogueRobot for this one:

What does Panera sleep in?

Panera bed.

On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.

I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!

I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!

Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."

I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?

And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.

What do you call an amazing goat?

A goat-zing.

What do you call a dick with three eyes?

Preston.

One day my ex-best friend lied about his computer dying when he left the call and watched YouTube.