Call jokes
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Ground beef.
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf.
What do you call funny waves? Wave Chappelle.
What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?
KIT-KAT :p
What do you call Bill Tran?
Stupid noob.
What do you call someone without a body?
Nobody.
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
What do you call cancers? Loyal, protective, and caring.
Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"
She’s so nice.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?
Still no fucking idea.
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.