Call jokes
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
What do you call a swearing piece of shit?
Cus-turd.
What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?
Oh wait, I am because she's 10.
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
What do you call a dancing chair?
Ring around a Rosie.
What was Morgan Freeman called before the Civil War?
Morgan.
Hey Evan, this is Dad. Ya, I’m still not home.
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
I'm in the alagba association. Call 666-666-666 to join the gang. It's free and free kills duidui.
what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes?
Oppenheimer
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
What do you call a Twinkie with two pairs of pants?
Double trousers.
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
Your forehead is so big that we may as well call it a fivehead.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?
Turkish.