Call jokes
Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."
What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?
KIT-KAT :p
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
Memes
What do you call mo on a dating website? Tissue face.
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.
Pep called; they want their unpadded bra back.
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
"Well," he says, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes."
The little girl screams, "Don't eat it! It's a fucking asshole."
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
What do you call funny waves? Wave Chappelle.