Self-awareness jokes

Me: Knock knock.

Friend: Who's there?

Me: I don't know anymore.

When you realize you have depression, and depression realizes how stupid you were.

How to tell if you're depressed? You came to a website called "worst jokes ever.com" looking for a quick smile.

Thankfully, I'm still alive because I fail at everything in life.

Grammar: It's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.

My friend: You really need to stop the SH jokes.

Me: But they're not that long.

I told myself the other night after a long night at the bar that I should stop drinking.

But why should I listen to a drunk who talks to himself?

Kid: What is the biggest mistake you made in your life?

Parents: Go look above the bathroom sink.

Kid goes and looks, but then he realizes.

There was always that one specific person you thought ruined your life, but it turns out your life has always been ruined by you being in it.

you.

I tend to think my ‘depression’ is for attention. I guess I have depressed depression.

Q: What’s the difference between me and you?

A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.

If you're depressed and you're crying, like this joke.

The best joke in the world is me.

Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.

Sometimes my battery life has the same recognition as me :(

Me: I know why you don't have friends.

Kid: Why?

Me: Because you can't even figure that out.

I told myself I needed to stop drinking so much. But I'm not about to start listening to some drunk weirdo who talks to themself.

I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."

I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect... but not for very long.

You want a joke? My entire existence.