Self-awareness

Self-Awareness Jokes

Depression

How to tell if you're depressed? You came to a website called "worst jokes ever.com" looking for a quick smile.

Grammar

Grammar: It's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.

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  • Friend

    My friend: You really need to stop the SH jokes.

    Me: But they're not that long.

    Mistake

    Kid: What is the biggest mistake you made in your life?

    Parents: Go look above the bathroom sink.

    Kid goes and looks, but then he realizes.

    Drunk

    I told myself the other night after a long night at the bar that I should stop drinking.

    But why should I listen to a drunk who talks to himself?

    Life

    There was always that one specific person you thought ruined your life, but it turns out your life has always been ruined by you being in it.

    Depression

    I tend to think my ‘depression’ is for attention. I guess I have depressed depression.

    Difference

    Q: What’s the difference between me and you?

    A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.

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  • World

    The best joke in the world is me.

    Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.

    Friend

    Me: I know why you don't have friends.

    Kid: Why?

    Me: Because you can't even figure that out.

    Mirror

    I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."

    Ocd

    I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect... but not for very long.