Self-awareness jokes

Wanna hear a joke? It's called me :|

I'm not completely useless....

I can be used as a bad example!

I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.

Look in the mirror.

Me: Do you know a funny joke?

Friend: Yes, you.

Why am I idiot?

Want to hear a dad joke? Look in the mirror. You get the joke.

Who are you?

Yourself.

Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.

You want a joke? My entire existence.

What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?

"Haloomi."

Last week, I made a joke about leftists. Now it is time for me to take shots at the right, and then I will move on to centrists. But I just said the same thing twice.

When was the last time you saw yourself in the mirror?

1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.

I'm the joke, bitch.

My name is Devonair.

When I get a haircut, it's always bald.

Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."

My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*

I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.

I tend to think my ‘depression’ is for attention. I guess I have depressed depression.

Me: I know why you don't have friends.

Kid: Why?

Me: Because you can't even figure that out.

How to tell if you're depressed? You came to a website called "worst jokes ever.com" looking for a quick smile.

My friend: You really need to stop the SH jokes.

Me: But they're not that long.