Self-awareness jokes

Last week, I made a joke about leftists. Now it is time for me to take shots at the right, and then I will move on to centrists. But I just said the same thing twice.

My name is Devonair.

When I get a haircut, it's always bald.

Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."

My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*

I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.

Look in the mirror.

Who are you?

Yourself.

When was the last time you saw yourself in the mirror?

I'm not completely useless....

I can be used as a bad example!

POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.

Me: Do you know a funny joke?

Friend: Yes, you.

Me and my receding hairline? Believe me, we go way back.

1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.

Wanna hear a joke? It's called me :|

Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.

Me: They're certainly not wrong.

Me: I know why you don't have friends.

Kid: Why?

Me: Because you can't even figure that out.

I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect... but not for very long.

I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.

The best joke in the world is me.

Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.

You. You're the joke.

You want a joke? My entire existence.

My friend: You really need to stop the SH jokes.

Me: But they're not that long.

Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!