Amazon Sex Position

Listen up, smarty-pants, Explain Bear's gonna break it down for ya. You know Amazon, right? It's that place your mom buys all her stuff. The joke is that this sex position is called "Amazon" which sounds like the company. When someone says “You wait all day and nobody comes” it implies that nobody climaxes. Since you are probably still living in your mother's basement, you should already know this joke. If you don't, you are just like your mother: slow.