Call jokes
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
What do you call a reverse exorcism?
It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.
Ally before the other girl goes on stage: Break a leg!
Rachel: Alright!
On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg.
Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?
What do you call a toothless bear?
A gummy bear.
Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?
Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
Why do you call a pineapple a pineapple?
Because it is a pineapple, pin, apple, apple, pen, doudodo.
Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron, and so on called a day off?
I will call my kid Monday, because whenever I see him, I feel disappointment.
What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!
What did the Americans call the Battle of Midway after Pearl Harbor?
The Jap trap.
What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.
JK, dark humor.
What is a group of disabled people in a coma called?
A salad.
Why do we call them dead bodies? Nobody says "alive bodies!" Like you walk into your workplace, "OMFG IT'S FULL OF BODIES! Alive ones, though." You wouldn't give birth and say, "Come on, husband, help me with the bodies." If it's a surprise party, you wouldn't say, "QUICK, HIDE THE BODIES!" And the person who the party was for wouldn't say "OH MY GOD WHY ARE THEY DEAD!"