Call jokes
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder.
If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
I need to call candy. What's candy? Candy can "bofe" if these balls fit in your mouth.
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!
What do you call an adopted orphan?
Wanted.
"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!
What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts.
What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts.
What do you call nuts on your chin? A blowjob.
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
Q: What do you call an angry, bullied Asian kid?
Shoo Ting.
What do you call a disabled kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?
Chromozoned.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)
What do you call gay men receiving anonymous blowjobs at the glory holes inside an adult bookstore?
Norwegian massage.
Ahem... if somebody you don't like, or somebody random just calls you in general,
answer the phone with this:
"Hello, thank you for choosing Mama's Pizzeria/Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce, how may I help you?"
or
"Hello, this is David's Orphanage, you make them, we take them, how may I help you?"
Some people's reactions are priceless, and then they wonder about your mental health.