Why do you call a pineapple a pineapple?
Because it is a pineapple, pin, apple, apple, pen, doudodo.
Why do you call a pineapple a pineapple?
Because it is a pineapple, pin, apple, apple, pen, doudodo.
Listen up, you chucklehead! This joke is playing on the "Pen Pineapple Apple Pen" song. Get it now, dummy?