Call jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
There was a guy called John.
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
Me: *Calls friend* "Dude, I just fell off a 50-foot ladder!"
Friend: "Bro, you ok?!"
Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"