Call jokes
Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband, Harry?
She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Hendersons.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
There was a guy called John.
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
Your classmate: You're so ugly.
Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.