Call jokes
What do you call a terrorist in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
Do you know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"?
No, it screeches.
What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs?
The 2028 US election.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
What do you call a dog magician?
Labracadabrador!
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
What do you call a clock on a belt?
A waist of time.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband, Harry?
She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Hendersons.
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
Your classmate: You're so ugly.
Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.