Call

Call jokes

Shit

What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?

White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!

Human

What do you call a person with no arms and legs?

You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.

Child

A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"

BA DUM TSS

Memes

Emo

What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?

My Chemical Romance.

Emo

What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?

Fund razor.

Emo

What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?

My Chemical Romance.

Orphan

I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"

He started crying.

Orphan

What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?

Answer: He's making family memories.

Orphan

What's it called when an orphan calls 911?

Operator: Hello, is your family okay?

Orphan: I'm an orphan.

Operator: *bruh*

NASA

When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.

Pencil

What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.

Rose

Roses are red,

I am dead.

You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.

Dolphin

A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.